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This item will be posted to you by Kloak Candles within 3 days of receiving payment.
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Kloak Candles started in my kitchen in Bournemouth with a love of cosy spaces, funny labels, and gorgeous scents. I wanted to make candles that didn’t take themselves too seriously — ones that could make you laugh while still filling your home with a truly luxurious fragrance.
Every candle is hand-poured in small batches using 100% natural soy wax, eco-friendly materials, and vegan-friendly fragrance oils. The amber jars are recyclable (and can even be returned for a discount on your next candle), and each one is made with care from start to finish.
What began as a creative hobby quickly turned into a passion for crafting high-quality, sustainable candles with a bit of attitude. Whether you’re treating yourself or gifting someone a giggle, Kloak Candles are all about comfort, character, and candles that actually say what you’re thinking.
Safety information
To get the best from your candle and keep things safe, please follow these simple steps: Always trim the wick to around 5mm before lighting. Allow the wax to melt evenly to the edges on the first burn to prevent tunnelling. Never leave a burning candle unattended or move it while lit. Keep away from drafts, pets, children, and anything that can catch fire. Do not burn for more than 4 hours at a time. Stop burning when about 1cm of wax remains at the bottom. Place on a heat-resistant surface and keep the jar free from debris such as matches or wick trimmings. Following these guidelines will help your candle burn cleanly, evenly, and safely every time.
You have 14 days, from receipt, to notify the seller if you wish to cancel your order or exchange an item.
Unless faulty, the following types of items are non-refundable: items that are personalised, bespoke or made-to-order to your specific requirements; items which deteriorate quickly (e.g. food), personal items sold with a hygiene seal (cosmetics, underwear) in instances where the seal is broken; digital items.
Please note that if your order is being posted outside mainland UK, you (or the recipient) may have to pay customs or VAT charges and a handling fee. The seller is not responsible for any charges or fees that may incur.
Full description
Handmade in Bournemouth, this funny housewarming candle blends eco-friendly craftsmanship with playful design. It’s the perfect new home gift for friends who love humour as much as they love luxury scents. With up to 30 hours of burn time and a strong fragrance throw, it’s a cheeky, sustainable way to say congratulations on their new home (minus the heavy lifting).
Because let’s be real — some friendships don’t survive moving day. This funny housewarming candle is the perfect way to say congratulations without lifting a single box. Featuring a fresh white label with a pink tile design, it’s equal parts stylish and cheeky — ideal for brightening up a brand-new home (and your sense of humour).
Each candle is hand-poured by me in Bournemouth using 100% natural soy wax, ensuring a cleaner burn with no nasty toxins or soot. I cure every candle for two weeks to achieve a strong scent throw and a long-lasting fragrance that makes any new space feel like home.
Your 150ml candle comes in a recyclable amber glass jar with an aluminium lid and burns for up to 30 hours. Choose from my signature scent collection:
Vanilla, Fresh Linen, Citrus (Lemongrass & Ginger), Marshmallow Fluff, Herbal (Amber & Orange), Woody (Tobacco & Oak), Mystery Scent.
Every element — from the wax to the packaging — is chosen with sustainability in mind. My jars, lids, and boxes are fully recyclable, and I only use vegan-friendly materials.
Designed by Natalka in Bournemouth
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