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This item will be posted to you by Kloak Candles within 3 days of receiving payment.
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Kloak Candles started in my kitchen in Bournemouth with a love of cosy spaces, funny labels, and gorgeous scents. I wanted to make candles that didn’t take themselves too seriously — ones that could make you laugh while still filling your home with a truly luxurious fragrance.
Every candle is hand-poured in small batches using 100% natural soy wax, eco-friendly materials, and vegan-friendly fragrance oils. The amber jars are recyclable (and can even be returned for a discount on your next candle), and each one is made with care from start to finish.
What began as a creative hobby quickly turned into a passion for crafting high-quality, sustainable candles with a bit of attitude. Whether you’re treating yourself or gifting someone a giggle, Kloak Candles are all about comfort, character, and candles that actually say what you’re thinking.
Safety information
To get the best from your candle and keep things safe, please follow these simple steps: Always trim the wick to around 5mm before lighting. Allow the wax to melt evenly to the edges on the first burn to prevent tunnelling. Never leave a burning candle unattended or move it while lit. Keep away from drafts, pets, children, and anything that can catch fire. Do not burn for more than 4 hours at a time. Stop burning when about 1cm of wax remains at the bottom. Place on a heat-resistant surface and keep the jar free from debris such as matches or wick trimmings. Following these guidelines will help your candle burn cleanly, evenly, and safely every time.
You have 14 days, from receipt, to notify the seller if you wish to cancel your order or exchange an item.
Unless faulty, the following types of items are non-refundable: items that are personalised, bespoke or made-to-order to your specific requirements; items which deteriorate quickly (e.g. food), personal items sold with a hygiene seal (cosmetics, underwear) in instances where the seal is broken; digital items.
Please note that if your order is being posted outside mainland UK, you (or the recipient) may have to pay customs or VAT charges and a handling fee. The seller is not responsible for any charges or fees that may incur.
Full description
Bring a little sass and a lot of serenity to your space with our Live, Laugh, Leave Me Alone candle – a funny yet luxurious way to add warmth and character to your home. It’s the perfect mix of comfort, humour and quality craftsmanship, with a cheeky twist on the classic “live, laugh, love” quote. Ideal for anyone who loves their peace and quiet (and maybe a touch of sarcasm), this candle makes a brilliant treat for yourself or a thoughtful gift for someone who just gets it.
Hand-poured in Bournemouth
Each candle is handmade in small batches using 100% natural soy wax for a clean, even burn. The 150ml amber glass jar gives up to 30 hours of beautiful fragrance, creating a cosy glow and a soothing scent that lingers long after it’s lit.
We care about the planet as much as we do about good vibes – that’s why our packaging is eco-friendly and fully recyclable, right down to the aluminium lid and cardboard box.
Fragrance Options
Choose from eight distinctive fragrances, each designed to set the perfect mood – whether you want something fresh and uplifting, soft and sweet, or deep and musky.
Light it when you need to unwind, recharge, or subtly signal that it’s time for guests to head home.
Designed by Natalka in Bournemouth
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