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This item will be posted to you by Kloak Candles within 3 days of receiving payment.
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Kloak Candles started in my kitchen in Bournemouth with a love of cosy spaces, funny labels, and gorgeous scents. I wanted to make candles that didn’t take themselves too seriously — ones that could make you laugh while still filling your home with a truly luxurious fragrance.
Every candle is hand-poured in small batches using 100% natural soy wax, eco-friendly materials, and vegan-friendly fragrance oils. The amber jars are recyclable (and can even be returned for a discount on your next candle), and each one is made with care from start to finish.
What began as a creative hobby quickly turned into a passion for crafting high-quality, sustainable candles with a bit of attitude. Whether you’re treating yourself or gifting someone a giggle, Kloak Candles are all about comfort, character, and candles that actually say what you’re thinking.
Safety information
To get the best from your candle and keep things safe, please follow these simple steps: Always trim the wick to around 5mm before lighting. Allow the wax to melt evenly to the edges on the first burn to prevent tunnelling. Never leave a burning candle unattended or move it while lit. Keep away from drafts, pets, children, and anything that can catch fire. Do not burn for more than 4 hours at a time. Stop burning when about 1cm of wax remains at the bottom. Place on a heat-resistant surface and keep the jar free from debris such as matches or wick trimmings. Following these guidelines will help your candle burn cleanly, evenly, and safely every time.
You have 14 days, from receipt, to notify the seller if you wish to cancel your order or exchange an item.
Unless faulty, the following types of items are non-refundable: items that are personalised, bespoke or made-to-order to your specific requirements; items which deteriorate quickly (e.g. food), personal items sold with a hygiene seal (cosmetics, underwear) in instances where the seal is broken; digital items.
Please note that if your order is being posted outside mainland UK, you (or the recipient) may have to pay customs or VAT charges and a handling fee. The seller is not responsible for any charges or fees that may incur.
Full description
Looking for a cheeky gift that guarantees a laugh? The “I Love MILFs” candle is your go-to for birthdays, Secret Santas, or just to tease your other half. Hand-poured in Bournemouth using 100% natural soy wax, this 150ml candle burns for up to 30 hours and smells as good as it looks — bold, funny, and irresistibly clean-burning.
Sometimes all you really need is a candle that smells incredible and a fit MILF. If that’s not you, it’s probably your gift recipient’s type. This candle is a guaranteed conversation starter — the perfect mix of humour and quality. Designed for anyone who appreciates a little mischief, it’s an easy win for birthdays, anniversaries, or that one colleague with too much confidence.
Each candle is handmade in Bournemouth with soy wax for a cleaner, longer burn. Soy wax burns evenly and produces no black soot, unlike paraffin candles, making it an eco-friendly, vegan alternative that still delivers a strong scent throw. Housed in a 150ml recyclable amber glass jar with an aluminium lid, it’s sustainable and stylish in equal measure.
Available in six luxury scents: Vanilla, Fresh Linen, Citrus (Lemongrass & Ginger), Herbal (Amber & Orange), Woody (Tobacco & Oak), Marshmallow Fluff, or the Mystery Scent.
Funny, flirty, and a little bit scandalous — the I Love MILFs candle is the perfect novelty gift for him, handmade with care and guaranteed to raise a smile (and maybe a few eyebrows).
Designed by Natalka in Bournemouth
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