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Token cr-p gift you'll never use, handstamped long handled spoon

Token cr-p gift you'll never use, handstamped long handled spoon

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Thank you for visiting Looney Spoons! I've got spoons for all occasions and budgets, and since I hand stamp each and every letter myself - if you don't see exactly what you want, just ask me to stamp it for you. Personalisation makes a gift extra-special.
My prices haven't increased since 2021 and will remain fixed until the end of the year. I haven't increased my postage in line with the latest price hike either; it will remain fixed until the end of the year too. I always combine the postage no matter how many spoons you purchase... AND there are lots of bargains in the Bargain Bin already, with plenty more to come. I would like everyone in the UK to find a spoon in their stocking on Christmas morning!
Please note I'll be shutting the shop for my Christmas break on FRIDAY 13 DECEMBER - well before Royal Mail's last posting dates - so don't leave it too late to order your festive spoons. I'll be reopening on Monday 6 January.

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Pacify those awkward rellies this Christmas with this handstamped vintage silver plated spoon with the words A TOKEN CRAP GIFT YOU'LL NEVER USE hand stamped in the bowl. This gift delivers exactly what it says, hence managing expectations on both sides (and hopefully giving you a bit of a giggle into the bargain - and it IS a bargain at only a fiver). Could be good as a wedding, anniversary, birthday, retirement or pretty much any other sort of token gift too...

This listing is for ONE spoon. You will receive the spoon shown in the photographs. It's a shallow oval spoon with an elongated art deco style handle and it's approximately 20cm long. Good for lattes, cocktails or getting things out of tall jars.

The lettering is coloured with a non-toxic, water-based acrylic ink. Wash carefully by hand.

Please note this is a vintage spoon and it is supposed to be a bit crap, so I haven't even tried to polish away the tarnish and I'm sure you'll notice the worn edges and the bald spot on the back. Also the lettering is deliberately wonky, at least that's my story and I'm sticking to it, so there.

I can do other wording to order so if you have a better idea please do let me know!

Designed by Lynn Davy in Dorset

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