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Token cr-p gift you'll never use, handstamped long handled spoon

Token cr-p gift you'll never use, handstamped long handled spoon

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It's a wrap folks! I'm now on my holidays. Many many thanks to everyone who has supported my daft little enterprise this year. Have a brilliant Christmas and I look forward to bashing more spoons for you in 2026.

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Pacify those awkward rellies this Christmas with this handstamped vintage silver plated spoon with the words A TOKEN CRAP GIFT YOU'LL NEVER USE hand stamped in the bowl. This gift delivers exactly what it says, hence managing expectations on both sides (and hopefully giving you a bit of a giggle into the bargain - and it IS a bargain at only a fiver). Could be good as a wedding, anniversary, birthday, retirement or pretty much any other sort of token gift too...

This listing is for ONE spoon. You will receive the spoon shown in the photographs. It's a shallow oval spoon with an elongated art deco style handle and it's approximately 20cm long. Good for lattes, cocktails or getting things out of tall jars.

The lettering is coloured with a non-toxic, water-based acrylic ink. Wash carefully by hand.

Please note this is a vintage spoon and it is supposed to be a bit crap, so I haven't even tried to polish away the tarnish and I'm sure you'll notice the worn edges and the bald spot on the back. Also the lettering is deliberately wonky, at least that's my story and I'm sticking to it, so there.

I can do other wording to order so if you have a better idea please do let me know!

Designed by Lynn Davy in Dorset

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