Looney Spoons

“Cheeky and quirky handstamped spoons for all occasions!”

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DO EXACTLY WHAT IT SAYS ON THE SPOON...
... or spreader, tongs, fork or windchime...
I hope my eclectic selection of instructions makes you smile!

I also take commissions so if you don't see the wording you would want on a spoon, drop me a message or order one of my personalised options. Go on, you know you want to...

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  • Grin and Bare It, Handstamped Vintage Spoon for Naturists

    Grin and Bare It, Handstamp...

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    £8.50

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  • Be a Little Sweeter, Handstamped Sugar Spoon

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    £9.50

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  • Get Well Spoon, Hand Stamped Coffeespoon

    Get Well Spoon, Hand Stampe...

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    £9.50

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  • Eat Sleep Coffee Repeat, handstamped vintage coffeespoon

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    £9.50

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  • Deal with it, rubbish joke gift for Xmas or birthday, handstamped dessertspoon

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    £5.00

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  • Drink Drink and get S'tfaced, Handstamped Spoon, Sparkling Wine Bubble Saver

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    £11.00 £8.80 (20% off)

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  • Stay Bubbly, Hand Stamped Bottle Neck Bubble Saver Spoon

    Stay Bubbly, Hand Stamped B...

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    £11.00 £8.80 (20% off)

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  • Rude sweary dessert spoon, if you can't say anything nice

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    £12.50

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  • When Life Gives You Lemons, Handstamped Vintage Dessertspoon

    When Life Gives You Lemons,...

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    £8.50

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  • Naturism Coffee Spoon, Put on a happy face (and nothing else)

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    £5.00

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  • Naturist Coffee Spoon, Kit Off Kettle On

    Naturist Coffee Spoon, Kit ...

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    £8.50

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  • Keep Your Sh-t Sparkly, Rude Handstamped Spoon, Sparkling Wine Bubble Saver

    Keep Your Sh-t Sparkly, Rud...

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    £11.00 £8.80 (20% off)

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  • Small butter spreader, handstamped, spread a little love, share a little joy

    Small butter spreader, hand...

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    £9.50

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  • Spread love, butter spreader, hand stamped, stainless steel

    Spread love, butter spreade...

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    £9.50

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  • Lay it on thick, vintage spreader, red handle, handstamped

    Lay it on thick, vintage sp...

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    £9.50

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  • Suck On This, Rude Vintage Handstamped Tablespoon, Big Serving Spoon

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    £5.00

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  • Add a little sauce, stamped condiment spoon

    Add a little sauce, stamped...

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    £9.50

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  • Teaspoon wind chime, handstamped, drink tea eat cake be happy

    Teaspoon wind chime, handst...

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    £24.00

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  • Feed the Bear, Hand Stamped Vintage Dessert Spoon

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    £5.00

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  • Feed the Beard, Handstamped Vintage Dessert Spoon

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    £5.00

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  • Get Well Spoon, Hand Stamped Teaspoon

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  • Naturist Birthday Suit Spoon, Hand Stamped Vintage Dessertspoon

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    £8.50

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  • Handstamped Wine Bottle Spoon, Chug the bubbles forget your troubles

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    £11.00 £8.80 (20% off)

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  • So Life's A Bit Sh-t, Deal With It, Dessert Spoon, Hand Stamped

    So Life's A Bit Sh-t, Deal ...

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    £8.50

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  • Apostle spoon, I'm Old, Be Kind, handstamped wording

    Apostle spoon, I'm Old, Be ...

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    £5.00

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  • Stainless Teaspoon, Make Tea and Mend, Hand Stamped

    Stainless Teaspoon, Make Te...

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    £8.50

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  • Sweary Sugar Tongs, FFS Get a Grip, Handstamped Vintage Servers

    Sweary Sugar Tongs, FFS Get...

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  • Rude spoon, Eat Me Out, handstamped dessertspoon

    Rude spoon, Eat Me Out, han...

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    £5.00

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  • Bake No Prisoners Spoon, slight second, perfectly imperfect

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    £5.00

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  • Rude Coffeespoon, Just F--koffee, Handstamped Vintage Spoon

    Rude Coffeespoon, Just F--k...

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    £8.50

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  • Rude Sweary Apostle Coffee Spoon, S-d Off You T-sser

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  • Keep Calm Spoon, Big Handstamped Vintage Tablespoon, Hand Stamped Serving Spoon

    Keep Calm Spoon, Big Handst...

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    £8.50

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  • I Will Not Keep Calm, Very Rude Handstamped Vintage Dessert Spoon

    I Will Not Keep Calm, Very ...

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    £9.50

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  • Bubble Saver Spoon, Home is where the Fizz Izz, handstamped

    Bubble Saver Spoon, Home is...

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    £12.00 £9.60 (20% off)

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  • Whichever Way You Face, Rude Swedish Proverb on Handstamped Vintage Dessertspoon

    Whichever Way You Face, Rud...

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    £11.50

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  • Naturist Teaspoon, Brewed in the Nude, Handstamped 1940s Spoon

    Naturist Teaspoon, Brewed i...

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    £5.00

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  • Token gift, vintage caddy spoon, hand stamped, joke present

    Token gift, vintage caddy s...

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    £5.00

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  • Stamped coffeespoon, this spoon intentionally left blank

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    £8.50

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  • Plenty and Grace Spoon, Vintage Handstamped Berry Spoon

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    £12.50

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  • Naturist Spoon, Nothing's Better, Handstamped Vintage Floral Dessertspoon

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    £8.50

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  • Old as fork fork, hand stamped antique pickle server

    Old as fork fork, hand stam...

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    £8.50

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  • Pet Food Spoon, Personalised Vintage Dessertspoon for your Cat or Dog

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    £10.00

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  • Handstamped Spoon for Wine Bottle, No More Bubble Trouble

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    £11.00 £8.80 (20% off)

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  • Diversiteaspoon, Handstamped Spoon, Hand Stamped Vintage Tea Spoon

    Diversiteaspoon, Handstampe...

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    £8.50

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  • Coffee makes the world go round, upcycled spoon wind chime

    Coffee makes the world go r...

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    £30.00

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  • All Work and No Tea, Handstamped Teaspoon, Hand Stamped Vintage Tea Spoon

    All Work and No Tea, Handst...

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    £9.50

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  • Divorce coffeespoons, I Don't, Me Neither, vintage spoon pair, hand stamped

    Divorce coffeespoons, I Don...

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    £12.00

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  • Grumpy old man spoon, one handstamped apostle coffeespoon, choice of wording

    Grumpy old man spoon, one h...

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    £5.00

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  • Horse p-bes, silly rude handstamped vintage teaspoon

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    £9.50

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  • I've Bean Around the World, coffeespoon with terrible pun, handstamped

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  • Handstamped vintage coffeespoon with heart, love, floral spoon

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  • Squeeze me, Hand Stamped Teaspoon

    Squeeze me, Hand Stamped Te...

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  • SSSHH No Slurping, Handstamped Vintage Tea Spoon

    SSSHH No Slurping, Handstam...

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    £8.50

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  • Better Latte Than Never, Hand Stamped Vintage Coffee Spoon

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    £8.50

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  • Rude Personalised Coffeespoon, Handstamped Vintage Naughty Spoon for Grownups

    Rude Personalised Coffeespo...

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    £14.00

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  • See you spoon, art deco handstamped coffeespoon

    See you spoon, art deco han...

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    £8.50

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  • Emergency Spoon, Hand Stamped Vintage Coffeespoon

    Emergency Spoon, Hand Stamp...

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  • Good Luck spoon, handstamped vintage coffeespoon with hearts

    Good Luck spoon, handstampe...

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    £5.00

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  • Personalised Rude Tea Spoon, Handstamped Sweary Adult Vintage Teaspoon

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    £14.00

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  • Rude spoon set in box, handstamped tea or grapefruit spoons, sweary, adult

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    £24.00

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About Looney Spoons

Looney Spoons

Hand stamped spoons to make you smile

I began upcycling vintage spoons in 2016 when I was asked to make a series of food-/kitchen-related wind chimes for a multi-media art installation with a Dada theme. I wanted a permanent way to add words, did some research and discovered metal stamping. Bought an alphabet set and picked up some old spoons at a boot sale, had a go and was instantly hooked! I've now built up a collection of vintage and even antique stamping dies in many different sizes and of course I have boxes and boxes of spoons in my workshop... it is my mission to save as many as possible from winding up in landfill. If they're too battered to use as actual spoons, they get hung on wind chimes instead.
Each letter is separately hammered into each spoon, so every spoon I make is unique. I don't flatten, bend or drill them - I like to preserve as much as possible of their original character. My spoons are vintage and pre-owned and their imperfections are part of their charm. (I always try to be honest and show you the flaws, wear marks and tarnish in my photos as well as the lovely period details!)
A lot of my spoons are unashamedly rude, because naughty words make me giggle and there is an especial deliciousness about putting very rude language on a very 'prim and proper' Victorian spoon. It can also be very therapeutic to have a good swear and there's even a word for the wonderful feeling of release when you do: 'Lalochesia'. One day I'll put that on a spoon too.

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