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Looking for a quirky gift for your home, with a touch of typical British humour? This bespoke wooden sign will be a great finishing touch in your stately home or baronial castle (or humble house, of course – we can’t all live in Downton Abbey after all). With a slightly cranky message and a hint of not suffering fools gladly – a sign that will make you smile, despite the grouchy message!
This wooden block is created just for you which means that you can request the text to be in any one of the following 7 colours: Charcoal Grey, Pink, Blue, Peacock, Gold Glitter, Copper Glitter, or Silver Glitter. (Example shown in Peacock.) The wooden sign measures approx 32x10cm & 2cm thick. It's painted in a wash of ivory off-white paint which allows the wood grain to show.
Chunky enough to be a freestanding shelf block, the plaque has pre-drilled holes on the reverse if you wish to hang it on the wall. The blocks are hand finished with an attractive irregular rustic ‘shabby’ finish, some light sanding of the paint in places, and there are variations between each one. After adding your text the entire block is given 2 coats of matte varnish to protect it from dust & dirt.
FREE UK P&P Attractively gift wrapped in tissue paper. Dispatched in 3 working days (delivery approx 2-4 working days). Faster delivery upgrades available (UK only). Overseas orders sent securely with full tracking.
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Choice of colours
Shipping & delivery
This item is made-to-order and will be posted to you by PhotoFairytales within 3 days of receiving payment.
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Italy, Greece, Cyprus, Germany, France, Spain, Finland, Belgium, Portugal, Poland, Ireland, Sweden, Denmark, Netherlands, Austria, Latvia, Bulgaria, Czech Republic, Estonia, Hungary, Lithuania, Luxembourg, Malta, Romania, Slovakia, Slovenia, Isle of Man, Jersey, Guernsey, Gibraltar
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This is a custom-made item and cannot be returned unless faulty.