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This item will be posted to you by Kloak Candles within 3 days of receiving payment.
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Kloak Candles began in my Bournemouth kitchen with a simple idea - to make soy candles that smell incredible and don’t take themselves too seriously. I’ve always loved creating cosy spaces filled with gorgeous scents and funny candle labels that make people smile.
Each candle is hand-poured in small batches using 100% natural soy wax, eco-friendly materials, and vegan-friendly fragrance oils. The amber glass jars are fully recyclable and can even be returned for a discount on your next one, keeping things sustainable and planet-friendly.
What started as a creative side project has grown into a collection of funny gifts designed to make your home smell amazing and your friends laugh out loud. Whether you’re treating yourself or finding the perfect thoughtful gift with personality, Kloak Candles are all about warmth, wit, and quality craftsmanship… candles that truly say what you’re thinking.
Safety information
To get the best from your candle and keep things safe, please follow these simple steps: Always trim the wick to around 5mm before lighting. Allow the wax to melt evenly to the edges on the first burn to prevent tunnelling. Never leave a burning candle unattended or move it while lit. Keep away from drafts, pets, children, and anything that can catch fire. Do not burn for more than 4 hours at a time. Stop burning when about 1cm of wax remains at the bottom. Place on a heat-resistant surface and keep the jar free from debris such as matches or wick trimmings. Following these guidelines will help your candle burn cleanly, evenly, and safely every time.
You have 14 days, from receipt, to notify the seller if you wish to cancel your order or exchange an item.
Unless faulty, the following types of items are non-refundable: items that are personalised, bespoke or made-to-order to your specific requirements; items which deteriorate quickly (e.g. food), personal items sold with a hygiene seal (cosmetics, underwear) in instances where the seal is broken; digital items.
Please note that if your order is being posted outside mainland UK, you (or the recipient) may have to pay customs or VAT charges and a handling fee. The seller is not responsible for any charges or fees that may incur.
Full description
For the girl who disappears for hours with a romance novel and a Do Not Disturb sign, our F Off I’m Reading Smut candle is the ultimate companion. Designed for bookworms, BookTok romantics, and anyone who takes their fictional men very seriously, this soy wax candle celebrates the unapologetic joy of spicy reading sessions.
It’s the perfect mix of funny and feral - a bookish candle that looks stylish on the nightstand but says exactly what you mean. Whether you’re deep into dark academia or your fifth reverse-harem saga, this candle makes an ideal gift for book lovers, romance readers, and anyone who thinks “plot” is optional.
Each candle is hand-poured in Bournemouth using 100% natural soy wax, vegan fragrance oils, and recyclable amber glass jars. With up to 30 hours of clean burn time, it’s made for long reading nights and even longer fanfic spirals.
Choose your reading vibe:
- Vanilla: Warm and comforting, like your favourite re-read.
- Fresh Linen: Clean and soft... perfect chapter-one energy.
- Amber & Orange: Zesty with a kick, like a spicy subplot.
- Lemongrass & Ginger: Bright, bold, and energising.
- Tobacco & Oak: Deep, dark, and full of brooding hero vibes.
- Marshmallow: Sweet, soft, and a little bit filthy (just like your tabs).
- Mystery Fragrance: A total wildcard - much like your taste in book boyfriends.
Every candle arrives beautifully packaged, eco-friendly, and ready to gift - dispatched in 1–2 days with free 48-hour UK delivery.
Designed by Natalka in Bournemouth
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