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This item will be posted to you by Kloak Candles within 3 days of receiving payment.
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Kloak Candles began in my Bournemouth kitchen with a simple idea - to make soy candles that smell incredible and don’t take themselves too seriously. I’ve always loved creating cosy spaces filled with gorgeous scents and funny candle labels that make people smile.
Each candle is hand-poured in small batches using 100% natural soy wax, eco-friendly materials, and vegan-friendly fragrance oils. The amber glass jars are fully recyclable and can even be returned for a discount on your next one, keeping things sustainable and planet-friendly.
What started as a creative side project has grown into a collection of funny gifts designed to make your home smell amazing and your friends laugh out loud. Whether you’re treating yourself or finding the perfect thoughtful gift with personality, Kloak Candles are all about warmth, wit, and quality craftsmanship… candles that truly say what you’re thinking.
Safety information
To get the best from your candle and keep things safe, please follow these simple steps: Always trim the wick to around 5mm before lighting. Allow the wax to melt evenly to the edges on the first burn to prevent tunnelling. Never leave a burning candle unattended or move it while lit. Keep away from drafts, pets, children, and anything that can catch fire. Do not burn for more than 4 hours at a time. Stop burning when about 1cm of wax remains at the bottom. Place on a heat-resistant surface and keep the jar free from debris such as matches or wick trimmings. Following these guidelines will help your candle burn cleanly, evenly, and safely every time.
You have 14 days, from receipt, to notify the seller if you wish to cancel your order or exchange an item.
Unless faulty, the following types of items are non-refundable: items that are personalised, bespoke or made-to-order to your specific requirements; items which deteriorate quickly (e.g. food), personal items sold with a hygiene seal (cosmetics, underwear) in instances where the seal is broken; digital items.
Please note that if your order is being posted outside mainland UK, you (or the recipient) may have to pay customs or VAT charges and a handling fee. The seller is not responsible for any charges or fees that may incur.
Full description
Step back in time with the Oh Hey Boomer candle - the perfect funny candle gift for nostalgic souls, retro lovers, and anyone who still misses their trusty Nokia 3310. Hand-poured soy wax, cheeky humour, and vintage vibes make this the ultimate feel-good throwback gift for birthdays, Father’s Day, or just for laughs.
This candle is pure millennial nostalgia in a jar. Whether you remember the glory days of playing Snake or you’re gifting someone who still says, “Back in my day…,” this tongue-in-cheek candle brings warmth, humour, and a little self-aware charm to any home.
Each candle is handmade in Bournemouth using 100% natural soy wax and vegan-friendly fragrance oils for a clean, long-lasting burn of up to 30 hours. The amber glass jar and aluminium lid keep it sleek and sustainable, and the recyclable packaging means it’s kind to the planet too - unlike that outdated ringtone still stuck in your head.
Dispatched within 1–2 working days with free 48-hour tracked UK delivery, your Oh Hey Boomer candle is available in 6 luxurious scents (plus a cheeky Mystery Fragrance):
Vanilla – Classic, smooth, and comforting.
Fresh Linen – Clean, crisp, like your Sunday sheets.
Marshmallow Fluff – Sweet nostalgia in scent form.
Citrus (Lemongrass & Ginger) – Zesty and uplifting.
Amber & Orange – Bright, cheerful, and timeless.
Tobacco & Oak – Deep, smoky sophistication.
A hilarious retro gift that proves getting older smells surprisingly good.
Designed by Natalka in Bournemouth
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