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This item will be posted to you by Kloak Candles within 3 days of receiving payment.
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Kloak Candles started in my kitchen in Bournemouth with a love of cosy spaces, funny labels, and gorgeous scents. I wanted to make candles that didn’t take themselves too seriously — ones that could make you laugh while still filling your home with a truly luxurious fragrance.
Every candle is hand-poured in small batches using 100% natural soy wax, eco-friendly materials, and vegan-friendly fragrance oils. The amber jars are recyclable (and can even be returned for a discount on your next candle), and each one is made with care from start to finish.
What began as a creative hobby quickly turned into a passion for crafting high-quality, sustainable candles with a bit of attitude. Whether you’re treating yourself or gifting someone a giggle, Kloak Candles are all about comfort, character, and candles that actually say what you’re thinking.
Safety information
To get the best from your candle and keep things safe, please follow these simple steps: Always trim the wick to around 5mm before lighting. Allow the wax to melt evenly to the edges on the first burn to prevent tunnelling. Never leave a burning candle unattended or move it while lit. Keep away from drafts, pets, children, and anything that can catch fire. Do not burn for more than 4 hours at a time. Stop burning when about 1cm of wax remains at the bottom. Place on a heat-resistant surface and keep the jar free from debris such as matches or wick trimmings. Following these guidelines will help your candle burn cleanly, evenly, and safely every time.
You have 14 days, from receipt, to notify the seller if you wish to cancel your order or exchange an item.
Unless faulty, the following types of items are non-refundable: items that are personalised, bespoke or made-to-order to your specific requirements; items which deteriorate quickly (e.g. food), personal items sold with a hygiene seal (cosmetics, underwear) in instances where the seal is broken; digital items.
Please note that if your order is being posted outside mainland UK, you (or the recipient) may have to pay customs or VAT charges and a handling fee. The seller is not responsible for any charges or fees that may incur.
Full description
Looking for a funny candle that makes the perfect Secret Santa gift or thoughtful present for a colleague? My ‘Personality Hire’ candle is made for the person who brings energy, laughter and a bit of chaos to every room. It’s the ideal gift for the one who might not love spreadsheets but definitely keeps the team smiling.
Each candle is hand-poured by me in my kitchen, crafted in small batches of only seven at a time using 100% natural soy wax. I take my time with every pour to make sure it burns evenly and releases a strong scent from start to finish. Soy wax burns longer and cleaner than most high street candles, and it’s pet friendly too – so it’s as kind to your home as it is to the planet.
You’ll get up to 30 hours of burn time in a recyclable amber glass jar with an aluminium lid, all wrapped in eco-friendly packaging. I’m proud that every element can be reused or recycled, making it a genuinely sustainable choice for anyone who loves handmade home decor. The scent throw is strong both when lit and unlit, filling your space with fragrance without being overpowering.
Choose from six fragrances: Vanilla, Amber & Orange, Tobacco & Oak, Fresh Linen, Lemongrass & Ginger or Marshmallow Fluff. Or if you love surprises, go for the discounted Mystery Scent – it’s your chance to try one of my new blends before anyone else. Made with care, humour and quality ingredients, this candle celebrates personality in the best possible way.
Designed by Natalka in Bournemouth
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