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This item will be posted to you by Kloak Candles within 3 days of receiving payment.
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Kloak Candles started in my kitchen in Bournemouth with a love of cosy spaces, funny labels, and gorgeous scents. I wanted to make candles that didn’t take themselves too seriously — ones that could make you laugh while still filling your home with a truly luxurious fragrance.
Every candle is hand-poured in small batches using 100% natural soy wax, eco-friendly materials, and vegan-friendly fragrance oils. The amber jars are recyclable (and can even be returned for a discount on your next candle), and each one is made with care from start to finish.
What began as a creative hobby quickly turned into a passion for crafting high-quality, sustainable candles with a bit of attitude. Whether you’re treating yourself or gifting someone a giggle, Kloak Candles are all about comfort, character, and candles that actually say what you’re thinking.
Safety information
To get the best from your candle and keep things safe, please follow these simple steps: Always trim the wick to around 5mm before lighting. Allow the wax to melt evenly to the edges on the first burn to prevent tunnelling. Never leave a burning candle unattended or move it while lit. Keep away from drafts, pets, children, and anything that can catch fire. Do not burn for more than 4 hours at a time. Stop burning when about 1cm of wax remains at the bottom. Place on a heat-resistant surface and keep the jar free from debris such as matches or wick trimmings. Following these guidelines will help your candle burn cleanly, evenly, and safely every time.
You have 14 days, from receipt, to notify the seller if you wish to cancel your order or exchange an item.
Unless faulty, the following types of items are non-refundable: items that are personalised, bespoke or made-to-order to your specific requirements; items which deteriorate quickly (e.g. food), personal items sold with a hygiene seal (cosmetics, underwear) in instances where the seal is broken; digital items.
Please note that if your order is being posted outside mainland UK, you (or the recipient) may have to pay customs or VAT charges and a handling fee. The seller is not responsible for any charges or fees that may incur.
Full description
Say cheese… but make it unhinged. The Say Cheese candle is the ultimate foodie gift for anyone whose weekly shop involves five types of cheddar and zero regrets. Whether it’s a birthday, Christmas surprise, or just a little self-gift for surviving Monday, this cheeky candle is made for cheese connoisseurs with great taste and even better humour.
Hand-poured in Bournemouth using 100% natural soy wax, each candle is crafted in small batches to ensure a premium finish and strong scent throw. Every 150ml amber glass jar burns cleanly for up to 30 hours — that’s roughly the time it takes to work through a cheese board (or two). The minimalist design looks stylish on any kitchen shelf or dining table, adding a fun and quirky touch to your home décor.
Choose from six luxurious fragrances or try a surprise Mystery Scent at 10% off:
Vanilla – sweet, smooth, and comforting
Fresh Linen – crisp, clean, and classic
Citrus – lemongrass & ginger, bright and zesty
Herbal – amber & orange, elegant and uplifting
Tobacco & Oak – warm, rich, and sophisticated
Marshmallow Fluff – sugary and nostalgic, like dessert after dinner
All candles are vegan-friendly, eco-conscious, and packaged in recyclable materials. Because even the funniest gifts deserve quality craftsmanship and sustainable values.
The perfect candle for cheese lovers, foodies, and anyone who believes in living deliciously.
Designed by Natalka in Bournemouth
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