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This item will be posted to you by Kloak Candles within 3 days of receiving payment.
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Kloak Candles began in my Bournemouth kitchen with a simple idea — to make soy candles that smell incredible and don’t take themselves too seriously. I’ve always loved creating cosy spaces filled with gorgeous scents and funny candle labels that make people smile.
Each candle is hand-poured in small batches using 100% natural soy wax, eco-friendly materials, and vegan-friendly fragrance oils. The amber glass jars are fully recyclable and can even be returned for a discount on your next one, keeping things sustainable and planet-friendly.
What started as a creative side project has grown into a collection of funny gifts designed to make your home smell amazing and your friends laugh out loud. Whether you’re treating yourself or finding the perfect thoughtful gift with personality, Kloak Candles are all about warmth, wit, and quality craftsmanship — candles that truly say what you’re thinking.
Safety information
To get the best from your candle and keep things safe, please follow these simple steps: Always trim the wick to around 5mm before lighting. Allow the wax to melt evenly to the edges on the first burn to prevent tunnelling. Never leave a burning candle unattended or move it while lit. Keep away from drafts, pets, children, and anything that can catch fire. Do not burn for more than 4 hours at a time. Stop burning when about 1cm of wax remains at the bottom. Place on a heat-resistant surface and keep the jar free from debris such as matches or wick trimmings. Following these guidelines will help your candle burn cleanly, evenly, and safely every time.
You have 14 days, from receipt, to notify the seller if you wish to cancel your order or exchange an item.
Unless faulty, the following types of items are non-refundable: items that are personalised, bespoke or made-to-order to your specific requirements; items which deteriorate quickly (e.g. food), personal items sold with a hygiene seal (cosmetics, underwear) in instances where the seal is broken; digital items.
Please note that if your order is being posted outside mainland UK, you (or the recipient) may have to pay customs or VAT charges and a handling fee. The seller is not responsible for any charges or fees that may incur.
Full description
For anyone who loves cheese but it doesn’t love them back - meet the Lactose Intolerant Easter Candle. A funny, dairy-free twist on the classic Easter gift, this handmade soy wax candle is the perfect pick-me-up for anyone who’d rather laugh through the lactose tears.
Designed for those who’ve traded chocolate eggs for oat milk lattes, this candle celebrates the dairy-dodgers, tummy-ache survivors, and brave souls who still risk mac and cheese knowing what’s coming. It’s a light-hearted alternative to Easter chocolate - a thoughtful, funny gift that brings joy without the bloating. Each one is hand-poured in Bournemouth with care, using 100% natural soy wax for a clean, long-lasting burn and gorgeous scent throw.
Choose from comforting Vanilla, crisp Fresh Linen, sweet Marshmallow Fluff, zesty Lemongrass & Ginger, bright Orange & Bergamot, or rich Tobacco & Oak. Feeling adventurous? Try our discounted Mystery Fragrance for a surprise scent.
Product Details
- 150ml amber glass jar with aluminium lid
- Up to 30 hours of burn time
- Made with vegan, cruelty-free soy wax
- Eco-friendly, recyclable packaging
- Hand-poured in Bournemouth
A cheerful, dairy-free candle that makes the perfect funny Easter present or a gentle reminder to step away from the cheesecake.
Designed by Natalka in bournemouth
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