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This item will be posted to you by Kloak Candles within 3 days of receiving payment.
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Kloak Candles began in my Bournemouth kitchen with a simple idea - to make soy candles that smell incredible and don’t take themselves too seriously. I’ve always loved creating cosy spaces filled with gorgeous scents and funny candle labels that make people smile.
Each candle is hand-poured in small batches using 100% natural soy wax, eco-friendly materials, and vegan-friendly fragrance oils. The amber glass jars are fully recyclable and can even be returned for a discount on your next one, keeping things sustainable and planet-friendly.
What started as a creative side project has grown into a collection of funny gifts designed to make your home smell amazing and your friends laugh out loud. Whether you’re treating yourself or finding the perfect thoughtful gift with personality, Kloak Candles are all about warmth, wit, and quality craftsmanship… candles that truly say what you’re thinking.
Safety information
To get the best from your candle and keep things safe, please follow these simple steps: Always trim the wick to around 5mm before lighting. Allow the wax to melt evenly to the edges on the first burn to prevent tunnelling. Never leave a burning candle unattended or move it while lit. Keep away from drafts, pets, children, and anything that can catch fire. Do not burn for more than 4 hours at a time. Stop burning when about 1cm of wax remains at the bottom. Place on a heat-resistant surface and keep the jar free from debris such as matches or wick trimmings. Following these guidelines will help your candle burn cleanly, evenly, and safely every time.
You have 14 days, from receipt, to notify the seller if you wish to cancel your order or exchange an item.
Unless faulty, the following types of items are non-refundable: items that are personalised, bespoke or made-to-order to your specific requirements; items which deteriorate quickly (e.g. food), personal items sold with a hygiene seal (cosmetics, underwear) in instances where the seal is broken; digital items.
Please note that if your order is being posted outside mainland UK, you (or the recipient) may have to pay customs or VAT charges and a handling fee. The seller is not responsible for any charges or fees that may incur.
Full description
Confident funny candle for boss babes, hustlers, and every powerhouse who embodies Capricorn’s unstoppable drive and ambition.
Handmade in small batches in Bournemouth, this Capricorn Candle is crafted using 100% natural soy wax for a clean, even burn that lasts up to 30 hours. Each 150ml candle comes in a sleek amber glass jar with a recyclable aluminium lid—an eco-friendly essential for anyone building their empire. Inspired by the relentless energy of Capricorn, this candle channels the scent of cold, hard cash—rich, grounded, and ready to fuel your success. Light it up whenever you're tackling that big project, sealing the deal, or crushing your goals.
Whether you're a Capricorn by birth or just a boss by nature, this candle is more than a vibe—it’s a statement. The perfect addition to your workspace, home office, or sacred grind zone, it brings the structure, discipline, and swagger of Saturn right into your space.
Choose your favourite scent from our menu image and let your success story unfold—one flicker at a time.
Dispatched within 1–2 days on free tracked 48-hour Royal Mail delivery.
Looking for a funny candle, quirky gift, or empowering scented candles to motivate your next move? This Capricorn Candle’s got the grind, the glow, and the good vibes to match.
Designed by Natalka in Bournemouth
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