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Yet More Xmas Grumpy Apostles, Naughty, Nice, Non-Festive handstamped spoons

Yet More Xmas Grumpy Apostles, Naughty, Nice, Non-Festive handstamped spoons

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It's a wrap folks! I'm now on my holidays. Many many thanks to everyone who has supported my daft little enterprise this year. Have a brilliant Christmas and I look forward to bashing more spoons for you in 2026.

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These make me laugh with their 'bah humbug' attitude, it's such fun thinking up all the un-Christmassy things they might say!

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Yet more of my popular vintage silver-plated (or in this case, formerly silver-plated) vintage 'apostle' coffee spoons, each handstamped with a grumpy un-festive message. They are great small gifts for anyone who doesn't really like festive cheer, would rather be naughty than nice and would never, ever be caught standing under the mistletoe!

Size: They are approximately 11.5cm long. The lettering is coloured with non-toxic, water-based acrylic ink. Gentle hand washing is recommended to prolong the pigment life.

Wording: This set contains the following messages.

BEING NICE IS OVERRATED

I'M NAUGHTY, I REGRET NOTHING

SOD OFF YE MERRY GENTLEMEN

STEP AWAY FROM THE MISTLETOE

SLEIGH BELLS RING, I'M NOT LISTENIN'

IT'S ALL A LOAD OF OLD BAUBLES

Please note: These are vintage items that have been pre-owned. The spoons have been used, polished, loved and polished some more, so the plating on all of them is... well let's face it, it's gone. You will receive the six spoons shown in the photos. Please therefore study the photos with care if signs of age and wear bother you.

(I can stamp other words to order, so if you'd like a mismatched set with different messages, contact me and I'll see what I can do.)

Designed by Lynn Davy in Dorset

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