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Two Rude Sweary Xmas Spoons, Handstamped Apostle Spoons, Mature Content

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Two Rude Sweary Xmas Spoons, Handstamped Apostle Spoons, Mature Content

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This item will be posted to you by Looney Spoons within 3 days of receiving payment.

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GOOD NEWS EVERYONE! You can now get an extra 20% off ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING until 13 Dec by entering the discount code HORSEFARTS24 at checkout. (As an added bonus, I haven't put my postage up to the new increased price yet, and I always combine the postage no matter how many spoons you purchase.) The Bargain Bin just got a whole lot Bargainier!

Please note I'll be shutting the shop for my Christmas break on FRIDAY 13 DECEMBER - well before Royal Mail's last posting dates - so don't leave it too late to order your festive spoons. I'll be reopening on Monday 6 January.

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Full description

A pair of battered old apostle spoons (those ones with the grumpy-looking little robed figure on the end of the handle) stamped with the very rude messages JINGLE B-LLEND and XMAS TIME, MISTLETOE AND SH-TE. Ideal for secret santas, people you detest, or anyone you know who is a bit 'bah, humbug' about the whole festive goodwill thing.

These are very old spoons and have lost pretty much all their original silver plating. You will get the spoons in the photos so please do look at the photos carefully if the condition of the spoon is at all important in comparison to the message. (Tip: It probably isn't.)

They are small coffee spoons around 11.5cm long.

I post first class and always combine the postage no matter how many spoons may happen to fall into your basket.

Check out the rest of the 'Christmas Spoons' collection in my shop for more gift ideas both festive and grumpy. Or check out the rest of the 'Rude Spoons' collection for more rude gift ideas for any occasion.

No, I don't use AI to write my descriptions.

Merry Christmas.

Designed by Lynn Davy in Dorset

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