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PLEASE NOTE: I will be on a short break 16th-26th August 2019 so you won't be able to place an order while I'm away - but my shop will be open again from the 27th, and I'll be making sure that orders will be sent promptly as soon as I'm back. Apologies for any inconvenience! Best wishes, Sarah

Rumpy Pumpy Slap & Tickle, bespoke wooden block sign plaque

Rumpy Pumpy Slap & Tickle, bespoke wooden block sign plaque
£14.95 2 Available
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There’s a touch of English eccentricity in this fun bespoke wooden block – a little bit rude (only a little bit), with a hint of saucy seaside postcard humour! A fun bespoke wooden sign to give your loved one, perhaps an anniversary or Valentine’s Day gift – or maybe a cheeky wedding gift for the blushing bride and groom?!

A humorous gift for husband or wife, boyfriend or girlfriend, bride or groom.

The wooden block is created to order and the text is available in one of the following 7 colours: Charcoal Grey, Pink, Blue, Peacock, Gold Glitter, Copper Glitter, or Silver Glitter. (Example shown in Pink.) The wooden sign measures approx 32x10cm & 2cm thick. It's painted in a wash of ivory off-white paint which allows the wood grain to show.

Chunky enough to be a freestanding shelf block, the plaque has pre-drilled holes on the reverse if you wish to hang it on the wall. The blocks are hand finished with an attractive irregular rustic ‘shabby’ finish, some light sanding of the paint in places, and there are variations between each one. After adding your text the entire block is given 2 coats of matte varnish to protect it from dust & dirt.

FREE UK P&P Attractively gift wrapped in tissue paper. Dispatched in 3 working days via courier (3-5 working days). Faster delivery upgrades available (UK only) - Next Day Delivery orders are prioritised. Overseas orders sent securely with full tracking.

Created to order
Choice of colours
British designed & made

Shipping & delivery

This item is made-to-order and will be posted to you by PhotoFairytales within 3 days of receiving payment.

Shipping destination Cost Additional items
United Kingdom £0.00 £0.00

Italy, Greece, Cyprus, Germany, France, Spain, Finland, Belgium, Portugal, Poland, Ireland, Sweden, Denmark, Netherlands, Austria, Latvia, Bulgaria, Czech Republic, Estonia, Hungary, Lithuania, Luxembourg, Malta, Romania, Slovakia, Slovenia, Isle of Man, Jersey, Guernsey

£10.50 £3.50
USA and Canada £12.95 £5.00
Rest of the World £13.50 £5.00

Returns Policy

This is a custom-made item and cannot be returned unless faulty.

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