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⭐PLEASE NOTE. I have extended my shipping times to 7 days. I still aim to ship domestic items within 3 working days but want to minimise trips to the post office for international/upgraded orders. My post office days are Tuesday and Friday. Thank you for understanding! I also have several items in clearance at the moment as I'm thinning out my lines. If you like something, grab it while you can as it might not return!⭐

Welcome to Francesca's Words. I specialise in weird, sarcastic and quirky stationery, accessories and art.

Please note longer order times mean I have to order from my suppliers. Products are listed by theme, e.g. feminist prints in 'Civil Writes' and mythology Valentine's in 'Mythology Mayhem'. Please ask if you have any questions!

Our Love is Like a Greek Epic. Greek Mythology Funny Anniversary, Birthday Card

Our Love is Like a Greek Epic. Greek Mythology Funny Anniversary, Birthday Card
£3.55 2 Available
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Name a hero in Greek mythology who didn't live, and probably die, tragically and in complicated circumstances. It's hard, right? Paris and Helen of Troy. Patroclus and Achilles. Zeus and literally everybody (don't look at me like that, Hera). This card is a great way to tell your loved one just how much they mean to you, even if your relationship can feel like hard work at times! It works for birthdays, Valentine's Day, anniversaries, and those days when you just want them to know you care.

Your matte 5x7" card is professionally printed on 350gsm, silk white card. It is FSC certified. Each card comes with a white 'hammer effect' envelope. They're packaged in a clear cellophane sleeve. The inside is left blank.

Your card will not be watermarked. Actual print colour may vary from monitor to monitor and because each set is made to order. Stamp is not included!

© Francesca Burke 2020. Unauthorised use and/or duplication of this material without express and written permission from Francesca Burke is strictly prohibited.


This was inspired by Every Greek Mythology Story I've Ever Heard. Ever.

Shipping & delivery

This item will be posted to you by Francesca's Words within 7 days of receiving payment.

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United States £3.66 £0.12
Rest of the World £3.66 £0.12

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