Francesca's Words

“stationery and accessories for the smart, sarcastic and socially conscious”

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⭐PLEASE NOTE. I have extended my shipping times to 7 days. I still aim to ship domestic items within 3 working days but want to minimise trips to the post office for international/upgraded orders. My post office days are Tuesday and Friday. Thank you for understanding! I also have several items in clearance at the moment as I'm thinning out my lines. If you like something, grab it while you can as it might not return!⭐

Welcome to Francesca's Words. I specialise in weird, sarcastic and quirky stationery, accessories and art.

Please note longer order times mean I have to order from my suppliers. Products are listed by theme, e.g. feminist prints in 'Civil Writes' and mythology Valentine's in 'Mythology Mayhem'. Please ask if you have any questions!

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  • Bundle of Blue Funny Sarcastic A5 Notebooks, Back to School, Student Gift

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  • 20 Orange, Yellow, Red, Green Funny Snail Mail Christmas Envelope Stickers

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  • 20 Blue, Purple, Pink Funny Christmas Card Seals, Stickers, Thank You Notes

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  • Greetings from Southend-on-Seqa Postcard, Essex, Leigh-on-Sea, Anglophile Gift

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  • Funny Blue A5 Lined Notebook, Exercise Book, for Student, Writer, Teacher

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  • Feminism Definition Feminist Print, Decor, Gift for Friend, Sister, Daughter

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  • Mini Feminism Survival Kit, Fangirl, Feminist, Strong Female Character Print

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  • Feminism Survival Kit: Feminist, Strong Female Character, Fangirl Prints

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  • Bundle: 1 Cotton Back to School Tote Bag, 3 Greek Mythology Pencils

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  • Artemis and Athena HB Pencils Greek Mythology, Friendship Gift, School Supplies

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  • Study Like Athena Blue HB Pencils, Greek Mythology, Back to School, Student Gift

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  • Artemis Was Right Pencils, Pack 3 & 5, Greek Mythology, Feminist, for Friend

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  • Study Like Athena HB Pencils, Pack 10 or 15, Back to School, Greek Mythology

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  • Funny Cotton Tote Bag for Students, Teachers, Bookworms. Back to School Gift

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  • 3 for 2 Funny Cotton Tote Book Bag For Students, Teachers, Bookworms

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  • Greek Mythology Funny Birthday, Anniversary, Valentine's Card Bundle

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  • Nine Worlds... Norse Mythology Funny Alternative Birthday, Anniversary Card

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  • I Would Die for You at Ragnarok Norse Mythology Funny Anniversary, Birthday Card

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  • Our Love is Like a Greek Epic. Greek Mythology Funny Anniversary, Birthday Card

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  •  I Would Fall into Tartarus With You Greek Mythology Birthday, Anniversary Card

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  • I Love You More Than Narcissus Loves His Reflection Greek Mythology Anniversary

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  • I Love You More Than Zeus Loves...  Greek Mythology Anniversary, Birthday Card

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  • I Love You More Than Jupiter Loves... Roman Mythology Anniversary Love Print

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  • Artemis Greek Mythology Funny Feminist Print for Friend, Divorce, Anti-Valentine

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  • 4 Saturnalia Roman Mythology Funny Christmas Cards, 1 Study Like Athena Pencil

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  • You're a Better Dad Than Zeus Father's Day Print, Funny, Sarcastic, Mythology

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  • SECONDS SALE You're a Better Dad Than Zeus Father's Day Print, Greek Mythology

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  • Greek Mythology Word Search Printable DIGITAL ITEM, Percy Jackson, History

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  • DIGITAL: Artemis Was Right Digital Printable PNG, Greek Mythology, Friendship

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  • SECONDS SALE - 3 Saturnalia Cards, 6x4, Funny Christmas Cards

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  • 1 Saturnalia Funny Christmas Card. Roman Mythology, History Gift, Sarcastic

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  • Feminism Warning Funny Print for Friend, Sister, Feminist

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  • Strong Female Character Definition Bookish Print, Hermione Granger

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  • Fangirl Definition Print Bookish Gift for Friend, Fandom, Nerdy Gift

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  • Postcard to Your MP, 6 Postcards, Write to Your MP, Political Participation

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  • This is a No Brexit Zone Wall Decor Print, Politics, Satire, EU, Political Gift

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  • A Brief Guide to Brexit. Funny Political EU British Politics Print

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  • Halloween Decor Art Gift Bundle: 7 Prints, 1 Pen, Pastel Goth, Friday 13th

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  • Eat Glitter for Breakfast and Sh-t Like a Unicorn  Halloween Print Funny

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  • Don't F---ing Swear Print, Friend Gift, Funny Print, Swearing, Bad Language

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  • Casting Spells and Creepy Girls Halloween Magic Print

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  • Cupcakes and Cauldrons Halloween Party Decor for Feminist, Art Print, Witches

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  • Witch 'n' B---h Print, Halloween Decoration, Witches, Girl Gang, Gift for Friend

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  • Magic Tricker and Eyeliner Flicks Halloween Party Decor, Witches, Friendship

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  • Life's a Journey... Ending Soon Print, Halloween Party Decor Friend Gift

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  • 1st Class Postage Upgrade - UK Customers Only

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About Francesca's Words

Francesca's Words

Welcome to Francesca's Words.

Hey hey.

Francesca here. Based in Southend-on-Sea, Essex, I work in digital marketing by day and as a writer and stationery shop owner also by day and sometimes night.

To contact me, please either email info@francescaburke.com or visit https://francescaswords.com.

My articles and short stories have appeared in a variety of publications – most of the time you can find me talking about my quarter-life crises and my travels on my blog, Indifferent Ignorance, or writing flash fiction on my stories site. I’m midway through my first book, which you can be a part of (literally) by supporting my work on Patreon.

xoxo F.