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This item will be posted to you by Kloak Candles within 3 days of receiving payment.
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Kloak Candles started in my kitchen in Bournemouth with a love of cosy spaces, funny labels, and gorgeous scents. I wanted to make candles that didn’t take themselves too seriously — ones that could make you laugh while still filling your home with a truly luxurious fragrance.
Every candle is hand-poured in small batches using 100% natural soy wax, eco-friendly materials, and vegan-friendly fragrance oils. The amber jars are recyclable (and can even be returned for a discount on your next candle), and each one is made with care from start to finish.
What began as a creative hobby quickly turned into a passion for crafting high-quality, sustainable candles with a bit of attitude. Whether you’re treating yourself or gifting someone a giggle, Kloak Candles are all about comfort, character, and candles that actually say what you’re thinking.
Safety information
To get the best from your candle and keep things safe, please follow these simple steps: Always trim the wick to around 5mm before lighting. Allow the wax to melt evenly to the edges on the first burn to prevent tunnelling. Never leave a burning candle unattended or move it while lit. Keep away from drafts, pets, children, and anything that can catch fire. Do not burn for more than 4 hours at a time. Stop burning when about 1cm of wax remains at the bottom. Place on a heat-resistant surface and keep the jar free from debris such as matches or wick trimmings. Following these guidelines will help your candle burn cleanly, evenly, and safely every time.
You have 14 days, from receipt, to notify the seller if you wish to cancel your order or exchange an item.
Unless faulty, the following types of items are non-refundable: items that are personalised, bespoke or made-to-order to your specific requirements; items which deteriorate quickly (e.g. food), personal items sold with a hygiene seal (cosmetics, underwear) in instances where the seal is broken; digital items.
Please note that if your order is being posted outside mainland UK, you (or the recipient) may have to pay customs or VAT charges and a handling fee. The seller is not responsible for any charges or fees that may incur.
Full description
The Wipe Your Arse candle is the ultimate funny bathroom candle and a brilliant housewarming gift for couples or friends. Hand-poured in Bournemouth using 100% natural soy wax, this cheeky home accessory adds humour and luxury to your bathroom décor. With up to 30 hours of burn time, it fills your space with a rich, lasting fragrance that makes even the smallest room smell divine.
Featuring a bold peach-print label and a healthy dose of attitude, this candle is equal parts stylish and silly. It’s perfect for anyone who loves modern home décor with a sense of humour. Whether you’re buying it as a funny bathroom gift, a cheeky Secret Santa idea, or simply to impress guests with your questionable taste in comedy, this candle never fails to raise a smile.
Each 150 ml candle is made with natural soy wax for a cleaner, longer burn and stronger scent throw than standard paraffin candles. Every jar is hand-poured, cured, and loaded with up to 10 % fragrance oil for an exceptional scent that fills the room. Choose from six luxurious fragrances – from fresh linen and sweet vanilla to rich woody and herbal blends – or go rogue with a mystery scent for something totally unexpected.
Packaged in recyclable amber glass with an aluminium lid, the Wipe Your Arse candle proves that bathroom décor can be both elegant and hilarious. Funny on the outside, premium on the inside, it’s a conversation-starting candle you’ll actually want on display.
Designed by Natalka in Bournemouth
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