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This item will be posted to you by Kloak Candles within 3 days of receiving payment.
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Kloak Candles started in my kitchen in Bournemouth with a love of cosy spaces, funny labels, and gorgeous scents. I wanted to make candles that didn’t take themselves too seriously — ones that could make you laugh while still filling your home with a truly luxurious fragrance.
Every candle is hand-poured in small batches using 100% natural soy wax, eco-friendly materials, and vegan-friendly fragrance oils. The amber jars are recyclable (and can even be returned for a discount on your next candle), and each one is made with care from start to finish.
What began as a creative hobby quickly turned into a passion for crafting high-quality, sustainable candles with a bit of attitude. Whether you’re treating yourself or gifting someone a giggle, Kloak Candles are all about comfort, character, and candles that actually say what you’re thinking.
Safety information
To get the best from your candle and keep things safe, please follow these simple steps: Always trim the wick to around 5mm before lighting. Allow the wax to melt evenly to the edges on the first burn to prevent tunnelling. Never leave a burning candle unattended or move it while lit. Keep away from drafts, pets, children, and anything that can catch fire. Do not burn for more than 4 hours at a time. Stop burning when about 1cm of wax remains at the bottom. Place on a heat-resistant surface and keep the jar free from debris such as matches or wick trimmings. Following these guidelines will help your candle burn cleanly, evenly, and safely every time.
You have 14 days, from receipt, to notify the seller if you wish to cancel your order or exchange an item.
Unless faulty, the following types of items are non-refundable: items that are personalised, bespoke or made-to-order to your specific requirements; items which deteriorate quickly (e.g. food), personal items sold with a hygiene seal (cosmetics, underwear) in instances where the seal is broken; digital items.
Please note that if your order is being posted outside mainland UK, you (or the recipient) may have to pay customs or VAT charges and a handling fee. The seller is not responsible for any charges or fees that may incur.
Full description
When subtle hints just aren’t cutting it, the Dump Him candle says what you can’t. It’s the ultimate breakup gift for her – a bold mix of humour, self-care and empowerment. Designed for girls dealing with shitty boyfriends, cheating exes or simply celebrating the end of bad decisions, this candle is the sassiest way to show support. Whether it’s part of a breakup care package or a bit of self-love décor, this one speaks volumes without you having to.
Handmade in Bournemouth using 100% natural soy wax, each 150ml candle burns for up to 30 hours. The amber glass jar and aluminium lid give it that cool, minimalist aesthetic, while the eco-friendly packaging keeps things sustainable. It’s hand-poured by one girl (me) in her kitchen, because we take heartbreak and home fragrance equally seriously.
Choose your scent to match the mood. Vanilla is soft and comforting, Fresh Linen smells like a fresh start, Marshmallow Fluff adds a touch of sweetness, Lemongrass and Ginger brings zesty energy, Orange and Bergamot feels like a spa day, and Tobacco and Oak is warm and grounding. Feeling spontaneous? The Mystery Fragrance is 10 percent cheaper and might just surprise you.
For the friend who needs a sign, this candle is it – equal parts tough love, laughter and a gentle reminder that she deserves better.
Designed by Natalka in Bournemouth
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