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This item will be posted to you by Kloak Candles within 3 days of receiving payment.
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Kloak Candles began in my Bournemouth kitchen with a simple idea - to make soy candles that smell incredible and don’t take themselves too seriously. I’ve always loved creating cosy spaces filled with gorgeous scents and funny candle labels that make people smile.
Each candle is hand-poured in small batches using 100% natural soy wax, eco-friendly materials, and vegan-friendly fragrance oils. The amber glass jars are fully recyclable and can even be returned for a discount on your next one, keeping things sustainable and planet-friendly.
What started as a creative side project has grown into a collection of funny gifts designed to make your home smell amazing and your friends laugh out loud. Whether you’re treating yourself or finding the perfect thoughtful gift with personality, Kloak Candles are all about warmth, wit, and quality craftsmanship… candles that truly say what you’re thinking.
Safety information
To get the best from your candle and keep things safe, please follow these simple steps: Always trim the wick to around 5mm before lighting. Allow the wax to melt evenly to the edges on the first burn to prevent tunnelling. Never leave a burning candle unattended or move it while lit. Keep away from drafts, pets, children, and anything that can catch fire. Do not burn for more than 4 hours at a time. Stop burning when about 1cm of wax remains at the bottom. Place on a heat-resistant surface and keep the jar free from debris such as matches or wick trimmings. Following these guidelines will help your candle burn cleanly, evenly, and safely every time.
You have 14 days, from receipt, to notify the seller if you wish to cancel your order or exchange an item.
Unless faulty, the following types of items are non-refundable: items that are personalised, bespoke or made-to-order to your specific requirements; items which deteriorate quickly (e.g. food), personal items sold with a hygiene seal (cosmetics, underwear) in instances where the seal is broken; digital items.
Please note that if your order is being posted outside mainland UK, you (or the recipient) may have to pay customs or VAT charges and a handling fee. The seller is not responsible for any charges or fees that may incur.
Full description
For the girls who say it how it is, take one for the team, and know a great candle when they see one - this one’s for you. Our Eat Your Girl Out or I Will candle is your daily reminder to demand enthusiasm and equality (in all departments). Equal parts funny, flirty, and genuinely fabulous, it’s the kind of cheeky soy candle that turns a bedside table into a conversation starter.
Hand-poured in Bournemouth using 100% natural soy wax, every Kloak candle burns clean for up to 30 hours and smells as good as it looks. The amber glass jar keeps things stylish while the label says exactly what you’re thinking. Whether you’re buying it for your partner, your best mate, or your own smug satisfaction, it’s a hilarious gift that feels personal — and just the right amount of unhinged.
Each candle is vegan, cruelty-free, and wrapped in fully recyclable packaging, dispatched within 1–2 working days with free 48-hour tracked UK delivery. Because sustainability and sarcasm can absolutely coexist.
Choose your signature scent (or risk it with our Mystery Fragrance):
Vanilla – Sweet, warm, and full of main-character energy.
Fresh Linen – Clean, crisp, and deceptively innocent.
Marshmallow Fluff – Sticky-sweet and impossible to resist.
Citrus (Lemongrass & Ginger) – Zesty and bold, a true confidence booster.
Tobacco & Oak – Smoky, deep, and deliciously suggestive.
Orange & Bergamot – Bright, flirty, and hard to forget.
A funny, empowering candle gift for the girls’ girls.
Designed by Natalka in Bournemouth
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