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This item will be posted to you by Kloak Candles within 3 days of receiving payment.
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Kloak Candles started in my kitchen in Bournemouth with a love of cosy spaces, funny labels, and gorgeous scents. I wanted to make candles that didn’t take themselves too seriously — ones that could make you laugh while still filling your home with a truly luxurious fragrance.
Every candle is hand-poured in small batches using 100% natural soy wax, eco-friendly materials, and vegan-friendly fragrance oils. The amber jars are recyclable (and can even be returned for a discount on your next candle), and each one is made with care from start to finish.
What began as a creative hobby quickly turned into a passion for crafting high-quality, sustainable candles with a bit of attitude. Whether you’re treating yourself or gifting someone a giggle, Kloak Candles are all about comfort, character, and candles that actually say what you’re thinking.
Safety information
To get the best from your candle and keep things safe, please follow these simple steps: Always trim the wick to around 5mm before lighting. Allow the wax to melt evenly to the edges on the first burn to prevent tunnelling. Never leave a burning candle unattended or move it while lit. Keep away from drafts, pets, children, and anything that can catch fire. Do not burn for more than 4 hours at a time. Stop burning when about 1cm of wax remains at the bottom. Place on a heat-resistant surface and keep the jar free from debris such as matches or wick trimmings. Following these guidelines will help your candle burn cleanly, evenly, and safely every time.
You have 14 days, from receipt, to notify the seller if you wish to cancel your order or exchange an item.
Unless faulty, the following types of items are non-refundable: items that are personalised, bespoke or made-to-order to your specific requirements; items which deteriorate quickly (e.g. food), personal items sold with a hygiene seal (cosmetics, underwear) in instances where the seal is broken; digital items.
Please note that if your order is being posted outside mainland UK, you (or the recipient) may have to pay customs or VAT charges and a handling fee. The seller is not responsible for any charges or fees that may incur.
Full description
The Santa Isn’t Real candle is the ultimate funny Christmas gift for her, perfect for cheeky Secret Santa swaps, festive home décor, or a quirky stocking filler. Hand-poured in Bournemouth with 100% natural soy wax, it’s a cute yet cynical take on the holiday season – blending festive charm, dry humour, and luxury fragrance.
Designed for those who like their Christmas with a side of honesty, this candle delivers a playful wink to anyone tired of forced cheer. With its minimalist Santa design and bold statement label, it’s the ideal festive candle for colleagues, best friends, or anyone who loves a laugh with their mulled wine.
Each candle comes in a 150ml amber glass jar with an aluminium lid and offers up to 30 hours of clean burn time. Choose from a range of premium scents – from sweet Vanilla to crisp Fresh Linen or bold Tobacco & Oak – or go for the discounted Mystery Fragrance if you fancy a surprise.
Eco-friendly, vegan, and fully recyclable, every candle is made by hand in small batches to ensure top-tier quality and strong scent throw. Whether you’re gifting it at the office party or lighting it at home, the Santa Isn’t Real candle is the perfect anti-Christmas statement that still smells amazing.
Designed by Natalka in Bournemouth
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