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Rub Three Times, Very Rude Insulting Spoon, Does Not Grant Wishes

Rub Three Times, Very Rude Insulting Spoon, Does Not Grant Wishes

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Happy New Year! I’m back and I’ve got lots of spoons for you to choose from. Stay tuned for some bargains (stash them away for next Christmas!) and enjoy browsing my daftness… please note that I’m not currently able to take custom orders, I have a shoulder issue that I need to sort out before I can start hammering again!
May 2026 be good to you x

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A very rude insulting tablespoon that says 'Rub Three Times...' in the bowl and '...& you will still be a tw-t' on the handle. Definitely one to keep out of reach of children. But perfect for adding a laugh to a stag do or a secret santa or even an anniversary if your partner is one who can take a joke!

This spoon is a nice hefty tablespoon, silver plated (EPNS), about 22cm long with a plain 'old english' handle. The black in the lettering is harmless waterbased acrylic. Hand washing is recommended. There is a stamping error in the lettering and there are more marks on the back of the handle than I would have considered ideal, so into the bargain bin it goes (where incidentally you can find lots of other spoon gift ideas for only a fiver AND the postage is always combined).

Personalised versions of this are a possibility - in fact pretty much any message you might want to send is a possibility - contact me to discuss your requirements because unlike this spoon I do have the ability to grant wishes, provided they can be expressed in spoon form!

Designed by Lynn Davy in Dorset

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