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This item will be posted to you by Looney Spoons within 3 days of receiving payment.
| Shipping destination | Cost | Additional items |
|---|---|---|
| United Kingdom | £3.15 | £0.00 |
| EU & Northern Ireland | Doesn't deliver here | |
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Midsummer is fast approaching and it's time for tea in the garden... in theory at least! Plenty of teaspoon options here, whether funny, rude, naturist or literary, as well as other teatable paraphernalia. Also plant labels, so-called bubble savers, and pet food servers in case you feel that pup or puss is missing out on the spoon-related fun!
Whatever you want to say can be said in spoon form. Just drop me a message and I'll see what I can do!
You have 14 days, from receipt, to notify the seller if you wish to cancel your order or exchange an item.
Unless faulty, the following types of items are non-refundable: items that are personalised, bespoke or made-to-order to your specific requirements; items which deteriorate quickly (e.g. food), personal items sold with a hygiene seal (cosmetics, underwear) in instances where the seal is broken; digital items.
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Full description
A vintage dessertspoon (or small tablespoon) with a traditional fiddle pattern design and the following rude sweary wording: 'if you can't say anything nice' (in the bowl) and then an arrow pointing to the handle, where it says in tiny but perfectly clear block capitals AT LEAST USE A CREATIVE EXPLETIVE - NOT JUST 'F-CK'. I didn't have my reading glasses on though and so I stamped an L instead of the I in 'expletive' and then tried to correct it and only made it worse. So it's in the bargain bin in hopes that it might still make someone smile!
You will receive the spoon shown in the photos, error and flaws and wear marks and all. But don't get excited about the 'Nevada Silver' maker's stamp on the back, it's just a trade name for a particular nickel silver alloy (there was a period when manufacturers were experimenting with 'stainless' alloys that were cheaper to produce than the silver-plated versions and it was before there were advertising standards people to tell them not to use the word 'silver'). Being alloy it's never going to polish up as brightly as a silverplate or sterling spoon.
It's approx. 18.5cm long. Just about big enough to use as a serving spoon or ideal as a dessertspoon for anyone with a big mouth and limited vocabulary. Not suitable for children though.
I am happy to stamp other wording to order. Just drop me a message and I'll see what I can do.
The lettering is coloured black with a non-toxic, water-based acrylic ink. Wash by hand with care.
Designed by Lynn Davy in Dorset
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