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Rude sweary coffeespoon, Just F-ckoffee

Rude sweary coffeespoon, Just F-ckoffee

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This item will be posted to you by Looney Spoons within 3 days of receiving payment.

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It's a wrap folks! I'm now on my holidays. Many many thanks to everyone who has supported my daft little enterprise this year. Have a brilliant Christmas and I look forward to bashing more spoons for you in 2026.

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Hands up: who remembers 'The High Life'? The immortal moment where the innocent question 'You for coffee?' comes out sounding like something very rude... anyway it was the inspiration for the wording on this coffee spoon, which is indubitably very rude. It's around 12cm long, it has an ornate 'Kings Pattern' scrolly handle, it's got a few dings and spots in its silver plating and it's probably Victorian in age.

Perfect for cheering you up at coffeetime when your colleagues are driving you bonkers. Or as an anonymous 'secret santa' when you've drawn the office idiot. Or for 'accidentally' putting on the saucer of a visiting relative you can't stand... The possibilities are many, varied and entertaining!

You will receive the spoon (not the 2p, that's just for scale) shown in the photos. Note it's antique, pre-owned and used. Wash (preferably by hand) before first use. A spot of silver polish now and again will give it a bit of a shine.

Yes I do make spoons to order so I can put the boss's name on one if you like - just drop me a message, there's a 'contact' link right at the top of the shop homepage under the banner.

Designed by Lynn Davy in Dorset

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