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This item will be posted to you by Looney Spoons within 3 days of receiving payment.
| Shipping destination | Cost | Additional items |
|---|---|---|
| United Kingdom | £3.15 | £0.00 |
| EU & Northern Ireland | Doesn't deliver here | |
| United States | Doesn't deliver here | |
| Rest of the World | Doesn't deliver here | |
It's now definitely Xmas Shopping time! Folksy is packed full of fabulous gift ideas and of course SPOONS are at the top of my suggestions list - they are long-lasting, planet-friendly, practical, postable and can be personalised to make the perfect gift for anybody, whether it's a budget buy for the office secret santa, a stocking filler for your partner, a joke present for your best mate or a classy offering for those well-off rellies who have everything (tip: I bet they don't have one of my spoons).
HOLIDAY DATES: Please note the shop will be CLOSED for Xmas from Tues 16 Dec to Fri 2 Jan inclusive so don't leave it too late to order your presents!
Sometimes KEEP CALM & CARRY ON is not an option!
You have 14 days, from receipt, to notify the seller if you wish to cancel your order or exchange an item.
Unless faulty, the following types of items are non-refundable: items that are personalised, bespoke or made-to-order to your specific requirements; items which deteriorate quickly (e.g. food), personal items sold with a hygiene seal (cosmetics, underwear) in instances where the seal is broken; digital items.
Please note that if your order is being posted outside mainland UK, you (or the recipient) may have to pay customs or VAT charges and a handling fee. The seller is not responsible for any charges or fees that may incur.
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A very rude handstamped vintage dessert spoon (approx. 18.5cm long). We are talking the F-word here: it says I WILL NOT KEEP CALM in nice clear 1940s vintage block lettering in the bowl and then & YOU CAN F--K OFF on the handle in smaller but still very clear lettering. Not subtle, but to the point... the perfect gift for someone in the grip of menopausal rage, perhaps?
You will receive the spoon shown in the photos; please note it's a vintage nickel silver alloy spoon that has been used, so it does show signs of age and wear and it's always going to be that slightly yellowish-brassy colour no matter how much you polish it. Although you don't really need a museum quality item for this sort of message, do you?
The lettering is coloured black with a non-toxic, water-based acrylic paint. Hand washing is recommended.
If you have a better idea for a rude message, or indeed anything else you'd like to see on a spoon, please let me know and I'll put together a custom order for you.
Designed by Lynn Davy in Dorset
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