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Rude sweary dessert spoon, if you can't say anything nice

Rude sweary dessert spoon, if you can't say anything nice

£12.50
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This item will be posted to you by Looney Spoons within 3 days of receiving payment.

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It's a wrap folks! I'm now on my holidays. Many many thanks to everyone who has supported my daft little enterprise this year. Have a brilliant Christmas and I look forward to bashing more spoons for you in 2026.

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Full description

A hand stamped large dessertspoon (or small tablespoon) with the following rude sweary wording: if you can't say anything nice, try 'c-ckwomble' instead of 'f-ck'.

This listing is for ONE spoon. You will receive the one shown in the photos. It's got a floral handle and is approx. 19cm long. Just about big enough to use as a serving spoon or ideal as a dessertspoon for anyone with a big mouth and limited vocabulary. Not suitable for children though.

I am happy to stamp other wording to order. Just drop me a message and I'll see what I can do.

The lettering is coloured black with a non-toxic, water-based acrylic ink. Wash by hand with care.

Designed by Lynn Davy in Dorset

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