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This item will be posted to you by Looney Spoons within 3 days of receiving payment.
| Shipping destination | Cost | Additional items |
|---|---|---|
| United Kingdom | £3.15 | £0.00 |
| EU & Northern Ireland | Doesn't deliver here | |
| United States | Doesn't deliver here | |
| Rest of the World | Doesn't deliver here | |
It's a wrap folks! I'm now on my holidays. Many many thanks to everyone who has supported my daft little enterprise this year. Have a brilliant Christmas and I look forward to bashing more spoons for you in 2026.
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A small and rather elegant vintage coffeespoon with the very inelegant, in fact downright rude, wording SHUT THE F--K UP & BRING ME COFFEE hand stamped in two sizes of block lettering in the bowl. An ideal small gift for someone who's a grouch until they've had their coffee!
You will receive the spoon shown in the photos. It's approx. 12cm long with an elaborate 'Kings Pattern' handle and it's a vintage silver-plated (EPNS) spoon that has been pre-owned so it does show signs of age and wear. Please study the photos before purchase if that sort of thing bothers you (incidentally, I always combine the postage no matter how many spoons you purchase). Hand washing recommended - the black in the lettering is a water-based, non-toxic acrylic paint.
More coffee spoons (not all rude) are in the Coffee Spoons collection in my shop; more rude spoons (not all coffee) are in Rude Spoons. Have fun browsing...
Designed by Lynn Davy in Dorset
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