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Very rude word handstamped old spoon

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Very rude word handstamped old spoon

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It's a wrap folks! I'm now on my holidays. Many many thanks to everyone who has supported my daft little enterprise this year. Have a brilliant Christmas and I look forward to bashing more spoons for you in 2026.

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A single very rude word ('Tw-twaffle') hand stamped in capital letters down the handle of an old and battered teaspoon. Very rude but also very satisfying. Could be given anonymously as a Secret Santa gift... slipped onto the saucer when an obnoxious relative calls round for tea... secretly transferred to the cutlery drawer while you're visiting someone you can't stand... or just kept for stirring your own tea because it makes you smile!

The lettering is coloured black with a water-based ink and to be fair you may be able to polish off at least some of that tarnish if you want to try to cheer this spoon up a bit, although the scratches in the bowl are deep and the plating on the back is very worn. There are reasons why this spoon is in the bargain bin.

It's about 13cm long. You'll get the spoon shown in the photos so please do look at the photos in case old and battered spoons are not your thing.

I can do other words (rude or otherwise) to order on other sizes and conditions of spoon, just drop me a message and I'll see what I can do!

Designed by Lynn Davy in Dorset

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