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Three Very Rude Sweary Xmas Apostle Spoons, Bad Language, Adults Only

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Three Very Rude Sweary Xmas Apostle Spoons, Bad Language, Adults Only

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This item will be posted to you by Looney Spoons within 3 days of receiving payment.

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GOOD NEWS EVERYONE! You can now get an extra 20% off ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING until 13 Dec by entering the discount code HORSEFARTS24 at checkout. (As an added bonus, I haven't put my postage up to the new increased price yet, and I always combine the postage no matter how many spoons you purchase.) The Bargain Bin just got a whole lot Bargainier!

Please note I'll be shutting the shop for my Christmas break on FRIDAY 13 DECEMBER - well before Royal Mail's last posting dates - so don't leave it too late to order your festive spoons. I'll be reopening on Monday 6 January.

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The three kings these certainly are NOT... please only put them in a grownup's Xmas stocking! Set of three battered vintage 'apostle' spoons (the ones your granny has, with the grumpy-looking little figure on the handle) handstamped with rude sweary festive wording as follows:

JINGLE B-LLS

D-CKING AROUND THE XMAS TREE

I SAW THREE SH-TS COME SAILING IN

They are approx. 11cm (small coffeespoon size) and the lettering is coloured black with non-toxic, water-based acrylic ink. You will receive the three spoons shown in the photos. Please note they are vintage and pre-owned and all three show considerable signs of wear and ageing. They are (or were) formerly silver plated. New and shiny they are NOT. But for this sort of message that doesn't really matter, does it?

If you have a better idea for a rude apostle spoon or three, let me know, I can do custom wording to order and I have no problem with rude words although I do draw the line at hate speech.

Oh and if you're still reading - postage on all items in my shop is combined, so you'll only pay one postage charge no matter how many spoons you purchase!

Designed by Lynn Davy in Dorset

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