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This spoon's rude. It's only got one word on it and that's the F-word. Plus two clusters of little hearts. (They were supposed to be shamrocks but I was having one of those days when I just couldn't get the stamp the right way round. Hence the rude word!)
You will receive the spoon shown in the photos. It is about 11.5cm long, and it's vintage and pre-loved so it does have some wear to its original silver plating, although this doesn't affect its efficacy as a coffee spoon at all.
The lettering is coloured with a waterbased acrylic ink. Hand washing will make it last longer than chucking it in the dishwasher.
Why would you want this spoon? You might be having a bad day too... or need a stag party gift that won't break the bank... or have drawn the office w-nker in the secret santa ballot... or know someone whose favourite word is the F-one...
I do have lots of other spoons; all the rude ones have their own 'Rude Spoons' collection and the 'Not Rude Spoons' contains all the harmless ones in case you really wanted those but have been reading this listing by mistake.
No I do not use AI to write my descriptions.
Designed by Lynn Davy in Dorset
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