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This item will be posted to you by Looney Spoons within 3 days of receiving payment.
| Shipping destination | Cost | Additional items |
|---|---|---|
| United Kingdom | £2.60 | £0.00 |
| EU & Northern Ireland | Doesn't deliver here | |
| United States | Doesn't deliver here | |
| Rest of the World | Doesn't deliver here | |
It's a wrap folks! I'm now on my holidays. Many many thanks to everyone who has supported my daft little enterprise this year. Have a brilliant Christmas and I look forward to bashing more spoons for you in 2026.
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A pair of battered old apostle spoons (those ones with the grumpy-looking little robed figure on the end of the handle) stamped with the very rude messages JINGLE B-LLEND and XMAS TIME, MISTLETOE AND SH-TE. Ideal for secret santas, people you detest, or anyone you know who is a bit 'bah, humbug' about the whole festive goodwill thing.
These are very old spoons and have lost pretty much all their original silver plating. You will get the spoons in the photos so please do look at the photos carefully if the condition of the spoon is at all important in comparison to the message. (Tip: It probably isn't.)
They are small coffee spoons around 11.5cm long.
I post first class and always combine the postage no matter how many spoons may happen to fall into your basket.
Check out the rest of the 'Christmas Spoons' collection in my shop for more gift ideas both festive and grumpy. Or check out the rest of the 'Rude Spoons' collection for more rude gift ideas for any occasion.
No, I don't use AI to write my descriptions.
Merry Christmas.
Designed by Lynn Davy in Dorset
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