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Rude Sweary Apostle Coffee Spoon, S-d Off You T-sser

Rude Sweary Apostle Coffee Spoon, S-d Off You T-sser

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A rude apostle spoon (one of those ones your gran used to have, with the grumpy little man on the handle) that says in small but very clear block lettering 'S-D OFF YOU T-SSER'. Put it on the table when an unwelcome relative calls... give it to the boss as an office secret santa present... gift i...More

A rude apostle spoon (one of those ones your gran used to have, with the grumpy little man on the handle) that says in small but very clear block lettering '...More

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Thank you for visiting Looney Spoons! I've got spoons for all occasions and budgets, and since I hand stamp each and every letter myself - if you don't see exactly what you want, just ask me to stamp it for you. Personalisation makes a gift extra-special.
My prices haven't increased since 2021 and will remain fixed until the end of the year. I haven't increased my postage in line with the latest price hike either; it will remain fixed until the end of the year too. I always combine the postage no matter how many spoons you purchase... AND there are lots of bargains in the Bargain Bin already, with plenty more to come. I would like everyone in the UK to find a spoon in their stocking on Christmas morning!
Please note I'll be shutting the shop for my Christmas break on FRIDAY 13 DECEMBER - well before Royal Mail's last posting dates - so don't leave it too late to order your festive spoons. I'll be reopening on Monday 6 January.

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A rude apostle spoon (one of those ones your gran used to have, with the grumpy little man on the handle) that says in small but very clear block lettering 'S-D OFF YOU T-SSER'. Put it on the table when an unwelcome relative calls... give it to the boss as an office secret santa present... gift it to a pal whom you habitually insult in a friendly way...

The lettering is coloured black with a non-toxic, water-based acrylic ink. Hand wash only.

It's a small spoon approx. 4 1/4" (10.5cm) long. You will receive the spoon shown in the photos - I don't do digital mockups. Please note the spoons I use are vintage (or possibly antique) so they do show signs of age and wear. If signs of age and wear bother you, please do look elsewhere for your handstamped cutlery; there are plenty of shops out there stamping on mint condition silverware. Personally I like things with a bit of character and history. These grumpy old guys have been around a bit... who knows how many cups of coffee they've stirred in their long life?

If you would like something different on an apostle spoon, please let me know, they can be personalised with pretty much anything (provided it'll fit in the space!) and it's fun letting them say things they wouldn't have been allowed to say in Victorian times when they were new...

Designed by Lynn Davy in Dorset

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