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Zero F-s Given, Rude Sweary Handstamped Floral Coffee Spoon

Zero F-s Given, Rude Sweary Handstamped Floral Coffee Spoon

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Thank you for visiting Looney Spoons! I've got spoons for all occasions and budgets, and since I hand stamp each and every letter myself - if you don't see exactly what you want, just ask me to stamp it for you. Personalisation makes a gift extra-special.
My prices haven't increased since 2021 and will remain fixed until the end of the year. I haven't increased my postage in line with the latest price hike either; it will remain fixed until the end of the year too. I always combine the postage no matter how many spoons you purchase... AND there are lots of bargains in the Bargain Bin already, with plenty more to come. I would like everyone in the UK to find a spoon in their stocking on Christmas morning!
Please note I'll be shutting the shop for my Christmas break on FRIDAY 13 DECEMBER - well before Royal Mail's last posting dates - so don't leave it too late to order your festive spoons. I'll be reopening on Monday 6 January.

You have 14 days, from receipt, to notify the seller if you wish to cancel your order or exchange an item.

Unless faulty, the following types of items are non-refundable: items that are personalised, bespoke or made-to-order to your specific requirements; items which deteriorate quickly (e.g. food), personal items sold with a hygiene seal (cosmetics, underwear) in instances where the seal is broken; digital items.

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A rude coffee spoon with the handstamped wording ZERO F---S GIVEN. Because sometimes that's what you have to do to get through the day. It's a vintage floral silver-plated (EPNS) coffeespoon approx. 11cm long and the lettering is coloured with a non-toxic, water-based acrylic ink.

You will receive the spoon shown in the photos; please note it is vintage and pre-owned so it does have a few wear marks and a little residual tarnish. Although presumably if you're considering purchasing this spoon you don't really give a F about any of that either.

I do offer personalised spoons too so you can be even ruder than this if you want to (see the Personalised collection in my shop, or drop me a message).

Designed by Lynn Davy in Dorset

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