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Three More Not Quite So Rude Xmas Apostle Spoons

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Three More Not Quite So Rude Xmas Apostle Spoons

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This item will be posted to you by Looney Spoons within 3 days of receiving payment.

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GOOD NEWS EVERYONE! You can now get an extra 20% off ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING until 13 Dec by entering the discount code HORSEFARTS24 at checkout. (As an added bonus, I haven't put my postage up to the new increased price yet, and I always combine the postage no matter how many spoons you purchase.) The Bargain Bin just got a whole lot Bargainier!

Please note I'll be shutting the shop for my Christmas break on FRIDAY 13 DECEMBER - well before Royal Mail's last posting dates - so don't leave it too late to order your festive spoons. I'll be reopening on Monday 6 January.

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Angels and archangels these most certainly are NOT... but they are much less rude than some of their friends. Set of three battered vintage mismatched 'apostle' spoons (the ones your granny has, with the grumpy-looking little figure on the handle) handstamped with rather un-festive wording as follows:

HO HO HO - NO NO NO!

ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS GIN

DON'T LET IT SNOW

They are approx. 11cm (small coffeespoon size) and the lettering is coloured black with non-toxic, water-based acrylic ink. You will receive the three spoons shown in the photos. Please note they are vintage and pre-owned and all three show considerable signs of wear and ageing. Two are (or were) silver plated and the third is (or was) chrome plated. New and shiny they have not been for a long time. But for this sort of message that doesn't really matter, does it?

If you have a better idea for a grumpy or rude apostle spoon or three, let me know, I can do custom wording to order.

Oh and if you're still reading - postage on all items in my shop is combined, so you'll only pay one postage charge no matter how many spoons you purchase!

Designed by Lynn Davy in Dorset

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