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This item will be posted to you by The Wellington Boot within 3 days of receiving payment.
| Shipping destination | Cost | Additional items |
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| United Kingdom | £1.00 | £0.00 |
| EU & Northern Ireland | Doesn't deliver here | |
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If your friend (or wife, if you're feeling brave) has a sense of humour about the ageing process, and you really want to rub it in that they're getting old and wrinkled, then this is the card you need. Perhaps you should stand well back when they open it though.
"Don't Worry, There's Always Botox" is the hand-drawn message on the front, above a drawing of a beaming woman's face (or at least she would be beaming, if she could move her face after all the botox...)
Blank inside.
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More about my greetings cards:
Each card is made from sturdy 300gsm card, and you may choose between two different card types;
1) FSC-certified pure white card with a luxurious textured feel.
2) Recycled card in a natural (light brown) colour which has a lovely speckled pattern created by the fibres within the card.
Both are lovely cards, and whichever one you choose, a light brown envelope made from recycled paper will also be included.
The card will feature the Card Connoisseur logo and website URL on the back, and be individually packaged in a clear, bio-degradable cellophane sleeve.
Dimensions (when folded):
Width: 5" (12.7cm)
Height: 7" (17.8cm)
Cards are all posted via Royal Mail (First class).
Designed by Fern
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