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This item will be posted to you by Anon 295976 within 3 days of receiving payment.
| Shipping destination | Cost | Additional items |
|---|---|---|
| United Kingdom | £1.20 | £0.02 |
| EU & Northern Ireland | £5.00 | £0.20 |
| United States | £7.00 | £0.10 |
| Rest of the World | £7.00 | £0.10 |
I love typography, my favourite styles are hand-drawn or hand-painted. I like to see the inconsistency in lettering and love the mistakes you make when you hand-draw something. The imperfectness of the work gives it a vulnerability and relatability that I think most people can get behind!
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Unless faulty, the following types of items are non-refundable: items that are personalised, bespoke or made-to-order to your specific requirements; items which deteriorate quickly (e.g. food), personal items sold with a hygiene seal (cosmetics, underwear) in instances where the seal is broken; digital items.
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Open Water Swimming Wanker Card
Open water swimmers are everywhere, right?! Stands to reason that at least a few of them are going to be absolute bell ends! Get this card for the wild swimming dick head with a sense of humour in your life, and watch them giggle!
Printed in the UK on FSC sustainable card, this card comes naked (no plastic sleeve) with a kraft brown envelope.
This A6 greeting card is made from 350gsm uncoated card, it is professionally printed in the UK and folded and packaged by me. Your card will be shipped in a hard-backed envelope to prevent damage and every order includes a handwritten note from me.
Card dimensions: A6 (148mm x 105mm)
Envelope colour: kraft brown
Designed by Anon 295976 in Nottingham
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