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Naughty Valentine Poem, Handstamped Vintage Dessertspoon, Seconds Sunday

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Spring is in the air… well OK, for most of us in GB it isn’t quite yet, but it’s coming! So why not greet it with a spoon or two, whether that’s a valentine gift, some plant labels for the garden, or one of my unique naturist spoons for brewing up in the great outdoors once it’s warmed up a bit?

And of course if you don't see a spoon here that says exactly what you want, you can order a bespoke personalised spoon that says... exactly what you want! See the 'Custom Personalised Spoons' collection or just click the 'contact' link in the menu bar above.

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The perfect naughty little gift for your partner on Valentine's Day: a handstamped vintage dessertspoon with the following poem:

"Roses are red

Violets are blue

This poem sucks

Let's have a screw"

The words form a heart shape that is filled with flowers and hearts and kisses... so it's quite romantic really... as well as being a bit rude. Not as rude as some of my other spoons, mind you, but I'll leave you to discover those for yourself (they are in the 'Rude Spoons' collection in my shop). The heart turned out a bit wonky and not as heart-shaped as I would have liked, so I've reduced the price a bit to reflect this.

You will receive the spoon shown in the photos. It's a nice solid dessertspoon with a flowery handle (the pattern is 'Silver Rose' by Viners) and it's about 19cm long. It is vintage and pre-owned so there are a few small wear marks in the plating although generally it's in good nick. And I have polished the tarnish off the back since I took the photos. The black in the lettering is a non-toxic acrylic paint.

If you have a better idea for a handstamped valentine spoon, do get in touch, I love doing custom work and since each letter is individually stamped the possibilities for creative typography are endless!

Designed by Lynn Davy in Dorset

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