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This item will be posted to you by Looney Spoons within 3 days of receiving payment.
| Shipping destination | Cost | Additional items |
|---|---|---|
| United Kingdom | £2.10 | £0.00 |
| Europe | Doesn't deliver here | |
| United States | Doesn't deliver here | |
| Rest of the World | Doesn't deliver here | |
Thank you for visiting Looney Spoons! I've got spoons for all occasions and budgets, and since I hand stamp each and every letter myself - if you don't see exactly what you want, just ask me to stamp it for you. Personalisation makes a gift extra-special.
My prices haven't increased since 2021 and will remain fixed until the end of the year. I haven't increased my postage in line with the latest price hike either; it will remain fixed until the end of the year too. I always combine the postage no matter how many spoons you purchase... AND there are lots of bargains in the Bargain Bin already, with plenty more to come. I would like everyone in the UK to find a spoon in their stocking on Christmas morning!
Please note I'll be shutting the shop for my Christmas break on FRIDAY 13 DECEMBER - well before Royal Mail's last posting dates - so don't leave it too late to order your festive spoons. I'll be reopening on Monday 6 January.
You have 14 days, from receipt, to notify the seller if you wish to cancel your order or exchange an item.
Unless faulty, the following types of items are non-refundable: items that are personalised, bespoke or made-to-order to your specific requirements; items which deteriorate quickly (e.g. food), personal items sold with a hygiene seal (cosmetics, underwear) in instances where the seal is broken; digital items.
Please note that if your order is being posted outside mainland UK, you (or the recipient) may have to pay customs or VAT charges and a handling fee. The seller is not responsible for any charges or fees that may incur.
Full description
A plain and simple 'old english' tablespoon (and I mean a Proper Big Tablespoon, the sort you can dish out mounds of mashed potato with, and that holds an actual tablespoonful so you can use it for measuring ingredients) hand stamped with the short and sweet wording 'SUCK ON THIS'. I'm sure you can think of plenty of individuals for whom this would be an appropriate gift. It would be good for an office Secret Santa if you didn't particularly like your gift recipient, for example.
This listing is for ONE spoon. You will receive the spoon shown in the photographs. It's approximately 22cm long and the lettering is coloured black with a non-toxic, water-based acrylic ink. Wash carefully by hand as the colour is not indestructible - the lettering, however, is stamped into the metal and should last pretty much as long as the spoon does.
Please note this is a vintage spoon with signs of age and wear. I think someone's obliterated a monogram or logo on its handle (possibly to conceal the fact that it was nicked from somewhere? or maybe it was just repurposed from a closed-down hotel or something) although this in no way impairs its functionality as a kitchen utensil.
I can do other wording to order so if you can't find what you want in my shop, contact me to discuss your dream spoon, rude or otherwise!
Designed by Lynn Davy in Dorset
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