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This item will be posted to you by Looney Spoons within 3 days of receiving payment.
| Shipping destination | Cost | Additional items |
|---|---|---|
| United Kingdom | £3.15 | £0.00 |
| EU & Northern Ireland | Doesn't deliver here | |
| United States | Doesn't deliver here | |
| Rest of the World | Doesn't deliver here | |
It's a wrap folks! I'm now on my holidays. Many many thanks to everyone who has supported my daft little enterprise this year. Have a brilliant Christmas and I look forward to bashing more spoons for you in 2026.
HOLIDAY DATES: Please note the shop will now be CLOSED until Fri 2 Jan inclusive. I may be away from my computer so please be patient if it takes me longer than usual to answer messages. If you've ordered recently, rest assured that all packages have been despatched by first class post.
These make me laugh with their 'bah humbug' attitude, it's such fun thinking up all the un-Christmassy things they might say!
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Six non-matching silver-plated vintage 'apostle' coffee spoons, each handstamped with a grumpy un-festive message. The PERFECT gift for that annoying person who is always grumbling about Christmas, who thinks once a year is still too often, who doesn't like turkey and always gets drunk and falls over...
Size: They are approximately 11.5cm long. The lettering is coloured with non-toxic, water-based acrylic ink. Gentle hand washing is recommended to prolong the pigment life.
Wording: This set contains the following messages.
WASSAIL WASSAIL ALL OVER THE FLOOR
STUFF THE TURKEY
DING DONG TERRIBLY ON HIGH
HO HO HOPELESS
BUT ONCE A YEAR'S TOO OFTEN
I'VE BEEN NAUGHTY
Please note: These are vintage items that have been pre-owned. The spoons have been used, polished, loved and polished some more, so the plating on all of them is noticeably worn. You will receive the six spoons shown in the photos. Please therefore study the photos with care if signs of age and wear bother you.
(I can stamp other words to order, so if you'd like a mismatched set with different messages, contact me and I'll see what I can do.)
Designed by Lynn Davy in Dorset
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