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They say sh-t happens and yes, some sh-t just happened. How are we going to cope? Well, maybe with hope, with kindness, with humour, with alcohol and with caffeine, perhaps also with a good juicy rude word here and there. Anyway let's take it one spoon at a time!
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A set of THREE mismatched vintage Apostle spoons with alternative festive messages: SOD OFF YE MERRY GENTLEMEN (I can't spell with all this merry going on); 'TISN'T THE SEASON; and O GO AWAY ALL YE FAITHFUL. An ideal gift for anyone you know who groans whenever the carolsingers ring the bell!
The lettering is coloured black with a non-toxic, water-based acrylic ink. Hand wash only.
'Apostle' spoons have little bearded book-carrying robed figures on the terminals. Your granny probably has some in her cutlery drawer. They are approx. 11cm long. You will receive the three spoons shown in the photos - I don't do digital mockups. Please note the spoons I use are vintage (or possibly antique) so they do show signs of age and wear. If signs of age and wear bother you, please do look elsewhere for your handstamped cutlery; there are plenty of shops out there stamping on mint condition silverware. Personally I like things with a bit of character and history. These grumpy old guys have been around a bit... who knows how many cups of coffee they've stirred and how many Christmases they've spent being stuffy and correct... they are now done with the whole thing but they will still (grudgingly) stir your coffee for you.
Designed by Lynn Davy in Dorset
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