This is a card. On it is a hedgehog. The hedgehog is saying “Prick.” Now, this could mean a number of things. It might be calling you a prick, which is slightly rude for a small mammal. Or it could be a pun, since hedgehogs are prickly, and humans like puns, even though they’re confusing and slightly sad.

The card is therefore both a greeting and a tiny insult, wrapped up in a spiny little package. It is likely to make the recipient feel amused, slightly intimidated, or question why we let animals talk at all. Either way, it is educational, which is very important in modern society.