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We Four Kings, apostle coffeespoons, handstamped, funny, small, mismatched set
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It's a wrap folks! I'm now on my holidays. Many many thanks to everyone who has supported my daft little enterprise this year. Have a brilliant Christmas and I look forward to bashing more spoons for you in 2026.
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Full description
We four kings of orient are
We met the fourth guy in a bar
He's got gin, he fits right in
In fact he's a total star
Mismatched set of small coffee spoons with apostle handles. There were originally three, playing the parts of the three kings in the Christmas story, very soberly and sensibly delivering their traditional Christmas gifts... but then this fourth guy turned up and demanded to come along and bring gin, on the grounds that gold prices have gone through the roof, frankincense trees are in decline, and myrrh is hard to spell and nobody knows what it is anyway. So now we have four kings and whether or not they are still following the star depends on how much of the gin they've drunk on the way.
(Yes I do love giving these apostles daft things to say and no I do not use AI to write my descriptions.)
They are 11.5 cm long by the way and would prefer to be hand washed and not chucked in the dishwasher.
Designed by Lynn Davy in Dorset
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