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This item will be posted to you by Looney Spoons within 3 days of receiving payment.
| Shipping destination | Cost | Additional items |
|---|---|---|
| United Kingdom | £3.15 | £0.00 |
| EU & Northern Ireland | Doesn't deliver here | |
| United States | Doesn't deliver here | |
| Rest of the World | Doesn't deliver here | |
Happy New Year! I’m back and I’ve got lots of spoons for you to choose from. Stay tuned for some bargains (stash them away for next Christmas!) and enjoy browsing my daftness… please note that I’m not currently able to take custom orders, I have a shoulder issue that I need to sort out before I can start hammering again!
May 2026 be good to you x
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Full description
A very rude handstamped vintage dessert spoon (approx. 18.5cm long). We are talking the F-word here: it says F--K ME THIS TASTES GOOD! so please keep out of reach of children and sensitive elderly relatives. If giving as a gift, use discretion when choosing a recipient. Or opt for anonymity, as in a secret santa...
You will receive the spoon shown in the photos; please note it's a vintage silver-plated spoon that has been used, so it does show signs of age and wear. Although you don't really need a museum quality item for this sort of message, do you? Anyway I wasn't entirely happy with how the lettering came out (the metal of this spoon was a bit hard and the capital 'M' bounced even more than the blighter usually does... 'M' is my bete noire in this particular alphabet) so I've relegated this, erm, tasteful specimen to the bargain bin. I combine the postage if you decide to purchase further bargains, rude spoons, or both...
The lettering is coloured black with a non-toxic, water-based acrylic paint. Hand washing is recommended.
If you have a better idea for a rude message, or indeed anything else you'd like to see on a spoon, please let me know and I'll put together a custom order for you.
Designed by Lynn Davy in Dorset
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