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This item will be posted to you by Looney Spoons within 3 days of receiving payment.
| Shipping destination | Cost | Additional items |
|---|---|---|
| United Kingdom | £3.15 | £0.00 |
| EU & Northern Ireland | Doesn't deliver here | |
| United States | Doesn't deliver here | |
| Rest of the World | Doesn't deliver here | |
It's a wrap folks! I'm now on my holidays. Many many thanks to everyone who has supported my daft little enterprise this year. Have a brilliant Christmas and I look forward to bashing more spoons for you in 2026.
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Full description
A vintage silver alloy 'old english' style mustard spoon hand stamped in the bowl with 'how many f--ks do I give?' and on the handle with '0.' (with arrows pointing to it). For those days when you are really, really DONE with everything. Or for somebody you know who might just possibly be cheered up by the gift of a rude spoon!
The spoon is scratched and tarnished (and hence in the Bargain Bin) but you don't need a perfect shiny spoon for this particular message, do you? And please don't get excited by the 'Nevada Silver' labelling on the back, this was the brand name of a proprietary nickel silver alloy before there was such a thing as Advertising Standards, the silver content was no doubt kept to a minimum and it'll always look a bit 'brassy' in comparison to a sterling or even a plated spoon...
But I digress. The lettering is coloured black with a water-based ink. The spoon is about 9cm long.
I can stamp other words (rude or otherwise) to order on other sizes and conditions of spoon, just drop me a message and I'll see what I can do!
Designed by Lynn Davy in Dorset
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