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Rude sweary dessert spoon, if you can't say anything nice

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Rude sweary dessert spoon, if you can't say anything nice

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This item will be posted to you by Looney Spoons within 3 days of receiving payment.

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Happy New Year! I’m back and I’ve got lots of spoons for you to choose from. Stay tuned for some bargains (stash them away for next Christmas!) and enjoy browsing my daftness… please note that I’m not currently able to take custom orders, I have a shoulder issue that I need to sort out before I can start hammering again!
May 2026 be good to you x

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Full description

A hand stamped large dessertspoon (or small tablespoon) with the following rude sweary wording: if you can't say anything nice, try 'c-ckwomble' instead of 'f-ck'.

This listing is for ONE spoon. You will receive the one shown in the photos. It's got a floral handle and is approx. 19cm long. Just about big enough to use as a serving spoon or ideal as a dessertspoon for anyone with a big mouth and limited vocabulary. Not suitable for children though.

I am happy to stamp other wording to order. Just drop me a message and I'll see what I can do.

The lettering is coloured black with a non-toxic, water-based acrylic ink. Wash by hand with care.

Designed by Lynn Davy in Dorset

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