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This item will be posted to you by Looney Spoons within 3 days of receiving payment.
| Shipping destination | Cost | Additional items |
|---|---|---|
| United Kingdom | £2.60 | £0.00 |
| EU & Northern Ireland | Doesn't deliver here | |
| United States | Doesn't deliver here | |
| Rest of the World | Doesn't deliver here | |
It's a wrap folks! I'm now on my holidays. Many many thanks to everyone who has supported my daft little enterprise this year. Have a brilliant Christmas and I look forward to bashing more spoons for you in 2026.
HOLIDAY DATES: Please note the shop will now be CLOSED until Fri 2 Jan inclusive. I may be away from my computer so please be patient if it takes me longer than usual to answer messages. If you've ordered recently, rest assured that all packages have been despatched by first class post.
Sometimes KEEP CALM & CARRY ON is not an option!
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Full description
A very rude handstamped vintage dessert spoon (approx. 18cm long). We are talking the F-word here: it says I WILL NOT KEEP CALM in nice clear 1940s vintage block lettering the bowl and then & YOU CAN F--K OFF on the handle in smaller but still very clear lettering. Not subtle, but to the point... the perfect gift for someone in the grip of menopausal rage, perhaps?
You will receive the spoon shown in the photos; please note it's a vintage silver-plated spoon that has been used, so it does show signs of age and wear. Although you don't really need a museum quality item for this sort of message, do you?
The lettering is coloured black with a non-toxic, water-based acrylic paint. Hand washing is recommended.
If you have a better idea for a rude message, or indeed anything else you'd like to see on a spoon, please let me know and I'll put together a custom order for you.
Designed by Lynn Davy in Dorset
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