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This item will be posted to you by Looney Spoons within 3 days of receiving payment.
| Shipping destination | Cost | Additional items |
|---|---|---|
| United Kingdom | £2.10 | £0.00 |
| EU & Northern Ireland | Doesn't deliver here | |
| United States | Doesn't deliver here | |
| Rest of the World | Doesn't deliver here | |
A hint of Spring is in the air, time to think about the garden (even if you are still vacuuming bits of Xmas tinsel out of your carpets) and maybe plan something romantic as it’s less than a month until Valentine’s Day… please note that I’m not currently able to take custom orders, I have a shoulder issue that I need to sort out before I can start hammering again!
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A rude sweary vintage teaspoon hand stamped with 'fresh out of f--ks' in stark contrast to its original rather pretty and delicate engraved detailing on the handle. For when you are really, REALLY done with everything and could absolutely not care less. The spoon is old, battered, scratched and scarred, it has residual tarnish I couldn't be bothered to remove, and to cap it all the very last letter I stamped was sideways because I hadn't been bothered to check whether I'd put it back in the rack the right way up, and of course I hadn't bothered to... kind of sums it up really. Anyway I can't in all honesty pretend it was a deliberate design decision, not this time at least, so it's in the bargain bin for a mere fiver and I hope you or someone you know will enjoy it!
I will post you (first class) the spoon shown in the photos. It is approx. 13cm long and it is vintage and pre-owned with wear marks as described above. The black ink in the lettering is a water-based acrylic which says it is non-toxic. Hand washing is recommended. If you can be bothered.
There are more teaspoons (not all rude) in my 'Tea Spoons' shop collection, and there are more rude spoons (not all teaspoons) in my 'Rude Spoons' collection. Also there are more bargains in the 'Bargain Spoons for a Fiver' collection. If you still don't see your dream spoon, contact me with your idea and I'll see what I can do.
Oh, and one thing I CAN always be bothered to do is combine the postage!
Designed by Lynn Davy in Dorset
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