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Rude Tea Spoon, Fresh out of f--ks, slight second

Rude Tea Spoon, Fresh out of f--ks, slight second

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This item will be posted to you by Looney Spoons within 3 days of receiving payment.

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It's now definitely Xmas Shopping time! Folksy is packed full of fabulous gift ideas and of course SPOONS are at the top of my suggestions list - they are long-lasting, planet-friendly, practical, postable and can be personalised to make the perfect gift for anybody, whether it's a budget buy for the office secret santa, a stocking filler for your partner, a joke present for your best mate or a classy offering for those well-off rellies who have everything (tip: I bet they don't have one of my spoons).
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A rude sweary vintage teaspoon hand stamped with 'fresh out of f--ks' in stark contrast to its original rather pretty and delicate engraved detailing on the handle. For when you are really, REALLY done with everything and could absolutely not care less. The spoon is old, battered, scratched and scarred, it has residual tarnish I couldn't be bothered to remove, and to cap it all the very last letter I stamped was sideways because I hadn't been bothered to check whether I'd put it back in the rack the right way up, and of course I hadn't bothered to... kind of sums it up really. Anyway I can't in all honesty pretend it was a deliberate design decision, not this time at least, so it's in the bargain bin for a mere fiver and I hope you or someone you know will enjoy it!

I will post you (first class) the spoon shown in the photos. It is approx. 13cm long and it is vintage and pre-owned with wear marks as described above. The black ink in the lettering is a water-based acrylic which says it is non-toxic. Hand washing is recommended. If you can be bothered.

There are more teaspoons (not all rude) in my 'Tea Spoons' shop collection, and there are more rude spoons (not all teaspoons) in my 'Rude Spoons' collection. Also there are more bargains in the 'Bargain Spoons for a Fiver' collection. If you still don't see your dream spoon, contact me with your idea and I'll see what I can do.

Oh, and one thing I CAN always be bothered to do is combine the postage!

Designed by Lynn Davy in Dorset

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