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This item will be posted to you by Anon 295976 within 3 days of receiving payment.
| Shipping destination | Cost | Additional items |
|---|---|---|
| United Kingdom | £1.20 | £0.02 |
| EU & Northern Ireland | £5.00 | £0.20 |
| United States | £7.00 | £0.10 |
| Rest of the World | £7.00 | £0.10 |
I love swearing, I love pencils - this product combines that very deep, true love!
You have 14 days, from receipt, to notify the seller if you wish to cancel your order or exchange an item.
Unless faulty, the following types of items are non-refundable: items that are personalised, bespoke or made-to-order to your specific requirements; items which deteriorate quickly (e.g. food), personal items sold with a hygiene seal (cosmetics, underwear) in instances where the seal is broken; digital items.
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Sweary Pencil Box Set (PLUS 2 FREE Pencils for a limited time - whilst stocks last!) by Claire Senior
In this plastic-free box set you will find 6 round-barrelled, graphite, sharpened, black pencils (each with a silver ferrule and white eraser). Each pencil has a sweary phrase on it, printed on in white ink. The phrases are:
Absolute Wank
Utter Bollocks
Holy Shitbiscuits
"A" is for Assface
Let's Fuck Some Shit Up
Twattington Arsecandle
For a limited time, whilst stocks last, I will be throwing in TWO FREE sweary pencils of my choosing with every box sold! These pencils are extras from a previous batch or ones that are slightly misprinted.
The box features a quote from Coleman Young on the back about swearing which reads: "Swearing is an art form. You can express yourself much more exactly, much more succinctly, with properly used curse words"
A percentage of each sale of our Sweary Pencil Sets goes towards restoring the Caledonian Forest as part of the Trees for Life project.
Get this rude pencil set for that friend who loves to swear! After all, it IS big, it IS clever.... and it IS very, very funny!
Designed by Anon 295976 in Nottingham
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