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A very silly and slightly rude hand stamped vintage silver plated rattail style teaspoon with 'horse f-rts' stamped in the bowl. Because why not. Sometimes a bit of childish humour is just what you need to get through the day! Perfect if you've drawn someone you can't stand in the office Secret S...More

A very silly and slightly rude hand stamped vintage silver plated rattail style teaspoon with 'horse f-rts' stamped in the bowl. Because why not. Sometimes a...More

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Thanks for visiting Looney Spoons. I've now closed the shop for my Christmas break and will be reopening on Monday 6 January.
If you've already ordered, it will have been posted first class by Monday 16 Dec at the latest.
Have fun browsing and stay tuned for new spoons in the new year!
Massive thanks to all my customers, I am so pleased to have made so many people laugh this year.
Merry Christmas Everyone,
Lynn

This particular wording is one I'm giving my husband full credit for! It made me laugh and it has made various other people laugh too, so I hope it works for you as well.

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A very silly and slightly rude hand stamped vintage silver plated rattail style teaspoon with 'horse f-rts' stamped in the bowl. Because why not. Sometimes a bit of childish humour is just what you need to get through the day! Perfect if you've drawn someone you can't stand in the office Secret Santa... doubly perfect if that person also rides...

This listing is for ONE spoon. You will receive the spoon shown in the photographs. It is approx. 12.5cm long. The lettering is coloured black with acrylic ink, which is non-toxic and water-based. Please wash carefully by hand and don't scrub the wording too hard.

This is a vintage and much-used spoon that has been pre-owned and loved to bits. It is old. It has some areas of missing plating (especially on the back) and plenty of wear marks. Also, I hit the 'r' of 'f-rts' much too hard when I was stamping it as I'd forgotten I needed to take extra care with this style of spoon because of the 'rat tail' ridge on its underside. That's why it's for sale at a price well below my usual! Please study photos before purchase if any of those things still bother you at this price and for this particular wording.

Designed by Lynn Davy in Dorset

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