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DIAMOND GEEZER Smoking Deterrent Print & Poem in A4 Frame

DIAMOND GEEZER Smoking Deterrent Print & Poem in A4 Frame
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This is a A4, 7 x 5 Print on Epson Photo Paper of my Original Watercolour, in a Frame with the Poem. I wrote this poem as a Smoking Deterrent (I actually made my Dad & Grandad give up smoking when I was 10 years old, I used to hide their cigarettes and read the Government Health Warning on the Packet to them "Warning by HM Government, Smoking Can Damage your Health" Now it says "Smoking can kill" My Grandad lived to 91 and Dad is 91 now so I'm glad I made them give up when I was 10!

Down and out and a bit of a wheezer,
in my day I was a diamond geezer,
now I can only dream of my disco diva,
and I've got a different kinda night fever!
Smoking like a trooper,
feeling like a loser;
tried to give up
but turned into a boozer!
Down at the disco, it looked cool to smoke –
but I’m not so cool now as I wheeze and choke!
My disco diva ran off
to a smoke free zone
as I slowly walk round
my smoke filled home!


The original Painting of this Print is still available to Purchase in the 17 x 21 inch Framed Collection. I thought it'd be nice to make a Smaller Print of it with the Poem in the same Frame. I think it'd make a lovely gift :-)

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